LucaAltieri

Christ. He's got no first touch and the turning circle of an 18 wheeler. No amount of tracking back and hard running can make up lack of basic skills that most 16 year olds have mastered.

Poor man's Jonas.

That's absolutely brilliant. Thank you for finding it. Is this worth reading or is it another article that pretends Bradley isn't shite? He can pass but otherwise a headless chicken of a player. Definitely not the best American around at the moment. He just happens to be playing in Europe which to American eyes makes him something special.

That's absolutely brilliant. Thank you for finding it. Is this worth reading or is it another article that pretends Bradley isn't shite?

Deserved. Was class in Highlander, too.

He'll outscore Darren Bent and Loic Remy.

In fact, where is Tony Yeboah? Has anyone ever seen him and Cisse in together at the same time?

Cisse is very much a Tony Yeboah-type figure. An instinctive goal scorer who has worked his way up the leagues abroad, scoring at every level before coming to the Premier League. He's capable of spectacular finishing when his confidence is up. If you look at Yeboah's start to his Leeds career the spectacular stuff didn't come until he'd knocked in a few scrappy goals and gained that belief. Cisse needs that too. Once he has ground out a few tap-ins in our current side then I'm confident we'll see those 25-yard yolleys again.

Thank fuck for that.

Bring back NE5.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

The fuck is happening here?

As good as MLS is getting in some areas, I still feel like I could be a squad player and do a job for most teams in the league. I haven't kicked a ball in anger for years.

Reads like a teamsheet written by Suarez.

This startling insight is courtesy of a chap that wants a nonscoring 33-year-old striker out of favour at Birmingham City back here, by the way. So fickle. Remember the glory days. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/1/13/1263418648705/Peter-Lovenkrands-001.jpg

Downing showed some promise early in his career but has failed to kick on. Signing him now would be akin to going out and signing Shola now. The promise is gone. He's shown what he can do and it's not really good enough. ...and he can't stay fit. I'd rather take a chance on a classic winger from one of the lower leagues, if that's what we're in the market for.

Poor man's Lovenkrands.

Trick question. There aren't three big clubs in the north east.

No thanks. Next.

Racism. Kick it out.

Maybe he meant the concacaf champions league.

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1512434/clint-dempsey-join-seattle-sounders-tottenham-sources-say?cc=5901

- Bale stays. - Spurs are in a title race with Chelsea and Man United. - People want Spurs to win the league as they're the only team that isn't insanely defensive. Man United and Chelsea will play some dour football. - Arsenal will once again fail to rebuild into side capable of a title challenge but will make up the last of the top 4. - Man City will throw money at the problem but still be lacking any kind of team work ethic or desire. - We'll finish midtable after flirting with both relegation and Europe. - NO will continue to be bi-polar after every win/defeat.

We've digressed because of my creativity and Luca's desire to re-sign Lovenkrands. Did he shit on your dick or something?

What makes you think Phil Jagielka isn't capable of a silky, passing game?