LucaAltieri

Bring back NE5.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

The fuck is happening here?

As good as MLS is getting in some areas, I still feel like I could be a squad player and do a job for most teams in the league. I haven't kicked a ball in anger for years.

Reads like a teamsheet written by Suarez.

This startling insight is courtesy of a chap that wants a nonscoring 33-year-old striker out of favour at Birmingham City back here, by the way. So fickle. Remember the glory days. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/1/13/1263418648705/Peter-Lovenkrands-001.jpg

Downing showed some promise early in his career but has failed to kick on. Signing him now would be akin to going out and signing Shola now. The promise is gone. He's shown what he can do and it's not really good enough. ...and he can't stay fit. I'd rather take a chance on a classic winger from one of the lower leagues, if that's what we're in the market for.

Poor man's Lovenkrands.

Trick question. There aren't three big clubs in the north east.

No thanks. Next.

Racism. Kick it out.

Maybe he meant the concacaf champions league.

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1512434/clint-dempsey-join-seattle-sounders-tottenham-sources-say?cc=5901

- Bale stays. - Spurs are in a title race with Chelsea and Man United. - People want Spurs to win the league as they're the only team that isn't insanely defensive. Man United and Chelsea will play some dour football. - Arsenal will once again fail to rebuild into side capable of a title challenge but will make up the last of the top 4. - Man City will throw money at the problem but still be lacking any kind of team work ethic or desire. - We'll finish midtable after flirting with both relegation and Europe. - NO will continue to be bi-polar after every win/defeat.

We've digressed because of my creativity and Luca's desire to re-sign Lovenkrands. Did he shit on your dick or something?

What makes you think Phil Jagielka isn't capable of a silky, passing game?

He reminds me of a young Andy Cole.

Don't talk sense with Ronaldo.

Take what, a ban? It's the official Ligue 1 account. Cool your jets.

So he'll be cheaper, too. So much win in this move.

Jokes, bro. Hey, he puts in a good shift. Plays consistently in any role you put him in. Can play with anyone. Doesn't need to be in a lone striker role to be effective.

I'd rather have Lovenkrands back than Bent.

I heard that he's illegitimate, he's got no birth certificate, he has AIDS and can't get rid of it. Not sure how true that is, though.

Anyone who has seen his games recently shouldn't be in any doubt. The sad part is he's still good enough to do the business in MLS

If this is true, I'm a little less apprehensive. I mean, it still sucks, but it puts a lot of faith in Carr, which I'm good with. Joe Kinnear: mediator. Yikes.