Dr.Spaceman

What are the West Ham fans chanting?

That's the thing, they can't be standing still in January as other teams in and around the toilet will surely be trying to spend their way out. They'll start feeling the strain after the new year when their injury prone 30 something's start falling apart.

It's just an incentive isn't it. Either side could add it.

If that's not a pen, what the fuck is. You can tell he bottled it by giving the corner, even though the ball didn't go out

That's how negotiations work, right, you just accept the first bid.

Nee good. They'll get a bounce for a few weeks and be back to square one. Remember how bad he was at Coventry

Surprised Wraith isn't calling it an 'NDA agreement'.

Nazgul cunt

Fucking hell I hate the bloke for the way he goes on, but he's not Hitler.

Eh, we had a game last night?!

I heard the odd groan when he ran straight into the full back for the 3rd time in 2 minutes, but that's about it. What we supposed to do, applaud his efforts or sit there in silence? It was the 88th minute of a very frustrating match, of course people are going to have a little whinge.

It's blatantly obvious to me that Rafa is telling him to take his time with his distribution, in the same way that all the outfield players take their time with evrrything they do. It's certainly not unique to him. People need to get over the fact that he's an average goalie that happened to be Pardew's mate.

I know Joselu is utter shite, but Manquillo - Atsu on the left isn't helping. So many attacks break down because they seemingly cannot communicate with each other and just stand there waiting for the other to make a move. Manquillo being one of the worst players I've ever seen play for us in the PL obviously doesn't help.

Said like a true paedo Fucking hell Paully.

Gomez is one of the worst I've seen at SJP this season, Manquillo levels of effectiveness. Granted, that's just one game and I'm not convinced he is going to be a fullback long term, but he was shocking.

SAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You'll be freezing your bollocks off at the stadium on the 9th December like. Wish they'd hurry their arses and sort something proper out.

Hayden had a minor injury problem.

Strange thing, we are literally two decent signings away from winning games like this.

Self destruct - initiated.

Oof

Joselu lu lu he might score 1, he might score 2, Joselu lu lu probably none because he's poo.

I fucking hate Manquillo

These are there for the taking, got very little about them.