Dr.Spaceman

Shelvey's yellow really f***ed me off, the lazy c***. Track your man and put in a proper tackle ffs. Really don't think we should read anything into Woodman's performance, made one good save but looked nervous otherwise. Murphy had another decent game, needs to keep going. Sorry for sitting in the corner with the missus, Mistle.

Fucking hell, man

Someone who knows people are going to share it and be wound up by it.

Barkley to Chelsea and Emre Can to Juve on a free in the summer

I want us to sign players Rafa has on his list. Do that and we'll be nowhere near relegation.

You for real? Deeney is all about graft.

Extremely harsh on Caulkin and Edwards lumping them in with that troglodyte.

My fucking heart

Dirty bastard

Karl Darlow oh

I'd still be shaking like a leaf

Times 52,000 screaming geordies

GOOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOO

That's a stone waller ffs

AND THE CROWD GO MILD

Think we'll do okay here tbh. These are shocking and reckon we'll have a go, similar to West Ham.

Wrong, we we worked the most hard of all teams yesterday ran 118km in total. That's kind of the point I was making though. It's naiive to think that distance ran = effort without factoring in anything else.

Players half-arsed tracking back, nobody willing to take responsibility in the middle of the park, half arsed casual passing, aimless hoofs rather than thinking about it and an obvious lack of movement up top. Those boos are kinda justified imo. A lot of these are not down to not working hard - some ability and many not being able to handle the pressure or not having the balls to take risks. Nah, it's lazy in the brain imo. There is definitely a lack of ability in there though.

Players half-arsed tracking back, nobody willing to take responsibility in the middle of the park, half arsed casual passing, aimless hoofs rather than thinking about it and an obvious lack of movement up top. Those boos are kinda justified imo.

? Read a few people saying so.

It's an absolute myth that we're hard working by the way.

Final Score: Palace 0-3 Man City

Thing is, we don't even counter. We're so slow going forward regardless how many players they have back.

Happy happ joy joy

5 goals because he's playing against shite week in week out.