Dr.Spaceman

Nah, he wasn't calamitous, he was just poor at pretty much everything. Bramble was calamitous, whilst being good at things he'd just kick fresh air randomly, or make a totally stupid decision every now and then. I think Bramble's good games far outweighed his poor games though.

Not Tom Ince, if he was going to be a starter.

People said the same about Andy Carroll tbf

Reina and O'Connor is my guess

I didn't even make it past the first paragraph: One guess as to who wrote the article

Hugill isn't actually the worst signing for them tbh. It's funny how they're aspiring to be Preston North End though, they'd kill for an 11th place finish

Don't be stupid Simon. Huddlestone is 10 times the player Colback will ever be. He was once upon a time. He's slower than you now.

Huddlestone isn't worth it, he's finished as a Premier League player. We complain about Diame being slow, well Huddlestone is slower. I think I'd rather have Colback

Just because it's not being reported doesn't mean they aren't.

That's remotely positive so it won't be believed.

Can't wait for the 'told you so' at lunchtime tomorrow when we've still only made the one signing.

That wouldn't be the worst appointment tbh

Honestly didn't think it would drag on this long. Totally think they're done for. Imagine a second relegation in sucession, man

I suppose this is the end of the world too

Parker was nowhere near as good as he could have been like. Was it him who kept doing them fucking pirouettes

So you can seriously forget all about football during the summer months then ? You don't get excited when we are linked with players that could improve us ? You don't get disappointed when we miss out on players that you liked ? If yes to all why are you even posting on here, complaining about people getting a bit anxious, why does it even bother you, why don't you just go and enjoy the sun or something ? It's not all childish "I want it now" people, most are just genuinely concerned because of our track record with this owner and the need to keep Rafa happy so he sticks around. I don't get overly excited at anything NUFC related and never will until MA leaves and we have someone at the top who genuinely gives a shit about us as a competitive football club. To get this wound up like some people do every year is just stupid and borderline self-harm.

No idea why people can't just take a step back and wait to see what state we're in at the start of the season. Totally no need for the childish "I want my signings now" attitude. Like kids in Fenwicks toy department some people.

Why would he join when our manager is about to walk?

This cunt resigned yet?

Should be all over that Agree with that Isn't he supposed to be very average defensively? Decent going forward, mind.

Eh, so we're actually doing this again and going on as if he's off. Get a grip man.

Jesus, not this again. Cue mass hysteria from a lot of naive people.

That's why I posted the question, couldn't find it drunk and still struggling to find it hungover.

Is the ticket office open Sunday? If not can anyone tell me when it opens tomorrow?