Dr.Spaceman

They're going to struggle whoever they appoint, going off the list of names mentioned. This is wonderful.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic

Parish won't have heard of him, man. Brexit means brexit, roight?

I fucking despise Giggs for what he did, this is going to be perfect

Who? We'd lose every time to Monaco this summer IMO. Nah, I'm not sure they need to bring in 60 odd players tbh.

That was like Southgate in 96

How the fuck has he missed

That fat snake deserves fuck all.

Football friends.

I haven't seen any names mentioned I'd want to manage us.

The fact is we haven't been told that we've missed out on any of our number 1 targets yet. Granted, there is still plenty time for that to happen but if we sign 6 or 7 near the top of Rafa's list we'll be okay.

Not strictly aimed at the mackems but I absolutely abhor all these pet names / phrases people have for drink. And the use of the word cheeky beforehand. Cheeky sherbet has to be up there with the absolute worst though.

Both are better than what we've got.

All of them would be decent additions to the squad. I'd be happy bringing all 3 in for 40 mil.

Even without ignoring the recent price inflation it's still a ridiculous deal. He's done very little to warrant that price tag

I hope Leicester defend like that against us

He's shit, sell and move on.

Why would anyone even think about have him back? He's absolutely shit. He'd be third choice on the right and 4th choice in the middle.

And every black and white Newcastle top before Wonga going back as far as the Asics blue star top, some of which I may or may not still have lying around somewhere.

Aaah the days of Brett Emerton and Dirk Kuyt rumours every single fucking week.

No no no no no no.

Never even heard of the team never mind the player

Saw some mad cunt on Twitter complaining red numbers made us look like West Brom and called it 'disgusting'. Some people don't deserve oxygen.

Be like the time Everton had Lee Carsley and Thomas Gravesen, until you see them play.