Dr.Spaceman

Kyle Walker is really shit.

Stoke fans going radge because Shawcross doesn't get a free kick for the slightest bit contact, yet also go radge when Alli and Kane go down after being scythed.

That's shut the bastards up. Get in.

Silvor, are we the same person ffs

I played Sunday League in Stoke, they're a right bunch of knuckle draggers.

Why do Stoke fans hate Danny Rose?

He's better / less annoying than Williamson, I'll give him that.

Do you play darts and exclusively drink John Smith's or Fosters?

Amazing. Poor Barca fans!

Not so sure that was entirely the keepers fault tbh.

Zaha on the counter with 30 seconds to go, Pardew shouts "Run it into the corner." Have a fucking go ffs.

GOLAZO

THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE

Hahahaha unbelievable

Rafa Benitez! Rafa Benitez!

At least you do it for free. I'll let that go, given that your fake ITK helped pay for my holiday last year. Nice, which one was that? Poyet? Yeah, man. Cheers. I think I won £60 on it as well. They're going to score here.

At least you do it for free. I'll let that go, given that your fake ITK helped pay for my holiday last year. Nice, which one was that? Poyet?

At least you do it for free.

In Rafa we Trust.

Stop smiling Cisse, you fucking cunt.

GOLAZO

Forgot we're playing no blasties. Fucking hell man.

Hoofing it to Cisse again ffs. At leas he's sharp today...

We make 4 yard passes look really difficult.

GOLAZO