Dr.Spaceman

Heads and volleys, spot, 5 a side...any more? Spot[emoji38] Don't forget garages as well. Odd game of curby too.

This is taking the piss

Clear foul = terrific tackle

STRIKE THE FUXKING THING IN ANGER

That's never a pen.

It's almost like he was a panic loan or something. Signed by someone who doesn't pick the team?

Howay blob, off your line

Scott Lascellers is shite like

Oh good, here comes the Geordie Slayer

Drinkwater has been piss

De Jong, man, makes you laugh

Grown men doing the "you're shit...ahhhh" thing, give your head a shake.

Need to keep this out.

We have the worst defence in the league like

We've created a decent chance then for some reason Colback plays a wank pass to Janmaat who's not really in a crossing position

Wtf was that

We will score here.

That Scottish cunt does my nut in every single time he's on.

Stop backing away man for the love of fuck

Uh oh...

We've got to keep going here, no letting up whatsoever.

Shame Villa fans didn't feel that way 7 years ago. Aye, it was nice when the villa fans were really sympathetic towards the Newcastle fans that day. I hope you down 2 or 3 times and never come back. Fuck off.

I know, McLaren wasn't fit to lace his boots. Dalgleish on the other hand wasn't fit to lace McLaren's boots.

Adam Johnson didn't happen. Stop living in the past. 3-0, 9-0 etc

Think we need a thread title change, it's a bit misleading.