Dr.Spaceman

Looked offside there like.

Is Fistpumps walking yet?

I'm amazed there's any positivity in this thread.

2-1 to them, and everyone will say Watford are back, only for them not to be.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-bid-12m-espanyol-10770675

I'd put money on Willems being our only summer signing, with this January being lile the Sissoko/Debuchy window. I'd take that, assuming we get Berahino and Townsend we'd only be a centre back short imo.

Didn't mention anything about our great performance in the first half. Biased cunt.

I've gone full circle with him. He's playing well and looks like he gives a shit, think he gets a bad rep for very little.

The defender they got from Bayern. He had a shocker. He looks like Mike Williamson tbh, tall, slow and clumsy.

This is on par with his best ever run of form for us imo.

Whoever it is he wants to stop breathing

Who is the co commentator? Doing my tits in.

Clear pen

Took the commentator ages to realise what was going on lol

More of the same please!

How was that not a pen haha

When did West Ham sign Sami Zayn?

Mitro...

Why did Shelvey do that ffs

Hahahahahahahahaha

Dat spelling and grammar. A Gillespie type would be ideal right about now.

I hope someone pushes him, then another bloke comes along and headbutts him, then one of the people he works with comes along and shags his wife. Afterwards whilst he's out consoling himself by having a meal, I hope someone comes along and swaps it with their own meal.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/police-hunt-cruel-attackers-who-slashed-a-horse-s-throat-1-7678278 At least we just punch them.

He's been no better than Colback and good performances three years ago shouldn't cloud your judgement.

Get away man, he's shite. All true. He's worse defensively than Santon, and he was poor.