Dr.Spaceman

I wish I had the willpower to do that.

Greatest fans in the country

Rakitic just scored a peach against Madrid. Bales got two like.

Sissoko is awful.

Bored now. Just end it. Or let City score a third so I can go to bed.

Where was Debuchy going there?

Cisse man....

Shocking defending. After all of that ffs.

Could probably do with clearing the stand behind whichever goal it's at for health and safety reasons. Sports Direct branded helmets being manufactured for the shootout.

Let's just play with 10.

Cisssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee what a goal.....that was against Chelsea. What happened man?

How has he not broke his leg there... He's a machine.

If Tiotes leg isn't broken there...

Played Shola, sonna.

Why didn't he just smash it into the stand?

Krul ffs you clown.

Debuchy is raping Milner atm

Nice to see that Jerms Milnerrrr is total dog shit these days.

Another great ball in.

Anita ffs

Tiote

Stewart's?

Ooooof

This commentator is so bad, he didn't only have eyes for the ball, that's why he didn't jump and looked straight into Milner's eyes. Fucking hell.

Hey Zeus Navas is their only threat like.