Dr.Spaceman

He's dying, cut him some slack.

On the left wing.

They love a big bustling centre forward at Everton. Nowhere else but Everton.

Was nearly as bad as Paul Dickov's at Blackburn, I think we may have drew 2-2, can't remember, but it was from a free-kick, him and the free-kick taker were the only two people on the pitch awake at the time.

Holy shit, just watching that, how can this man keep his job after that? That is absolutely horrendous defending, I would expect Gateshead to deal with that.

BREAKING BAD.

Give him it, Hatem. Passes to Tiote.

Remy and Gouf

Relegation

FANTASY POINTS.

Break in play, camera's pan to the crowd or some shit, pan's back to the match, Everton on the attack. Rinse and repeat.

Debuchy man... pathetic.

Did he take one in the Johnson there?

Remy

Surely a yellow for Baines there?

It's like some sort of Cholmondely-Warner scene

Tbf, I wouldn't be too revved if we were 1-0 up in a game we were nailed on to win.

What's Mirallas doing back there? Didn't know wingers were allowed on that patch of grass.

"Great ball" Fuck off you cretin.

Zero, unfortunately.

Sourcery...

FANTASY POINTS.

Osman's been shit all season? Here we come to save the day...

Fuck Cisse, I hope he never starts again. Well pumped up for this now, cracking opportunity for Gouf, thoroughly deserved.

Cisse on the bench? <isthisreallife.jpg>