Dr.Spaceman

That bad is it?

Joe Cole, jesus christ retire.

Nar, he's not scoring in Europe.

Offside again

I just seen this posted on Facebook by a 13 year old.... http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/190532_1647469022456_1108836816_31425595_3235374_n.jpg Pathetic, sad and not very clever at all.

I'd be gutted if we sold Enrique for any less than 12 mil.

Eire

Rooney doing a Ranger there.

Tell you what, 10 minutes into the second half and we pressed the self destruct button. Also, cannot believe the Darlington fans, what a bunch of morons, chanting "Your just a town full of Pakis!" I hope to God someone drops a mini nuke on that shit heap.

2-0, no idea who scored it, don't care, heed one foot on wembley way!

1-0 heed, Fisher. Battering them Oh and Tavernier is having a canny game.

Donegal you say? http://www.manchesterconcert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daniel-odonnell.jpg

Can't fucking wait for this. I think our bus leaves at 10:30, bout 30 of us coming down. Either way I'm probably going to be hung over as fuck and miss it. Be train time if I do miss the bus.

Special needs Anfield night on the cards again folks.

Braga player fouls and it's the worst thing ever, Kyrgiakshit fouls and it's sneaky.

Nice elbow

Don't worry, Captain Carroll of the 'heed the baal' society will save the day.

How does Newcastle bringing out a T-shirt of some fat bloke or a DVD of a "draw" with Arsenal rate on your "cringeworthy" scale. Quite an extraordinary draw wouldn't you agree? Smacks of small club mentality bringing out DVD's of draws against bigger clubs,it's the sort of thing teams who get good results in FA Cup games do. That's because we're a small club, compared to the mighty SAFC - da real top dawgs of the NE, destroyers of black and white hearts, 6th in January etc.. You sure taught us a lesson this season didn't you? Both Newcastle and Sunderland are small/average sized clubs IMO and while we as fans might think we support big clubs, in reality we don't, and until either of us start winning trophies or competing in the top 6 on a regular basis we will be forever known as small clubs. Why do you even bother spouting wank like that

Stop posting, please.

Is this thing for fucking real? Hahahahahaha!

Sounds good, but since i have trouble even sending a txt out of sjp i'm not even gonna bother trying.

Tommy Wright. Mike Hooper. Chris Basham.

Nee Shearer - Bellamy iyam.

No doubt that will go down as an amazing debut etc, when in fact he headed it once and lost it 4 or 5 times.

Liverpool with Carroll 0-1 Opposition. It's on!!!