Dr.Spaceman

That was bound to happen.

Hahahahaha fantastic.

He still is as far as we know.

Is Jon Champion on crack?

Doesn't sound good at all.

Abandoned.

Electric shocks to try and res him

I'm totally speechless. Hope to God he's still alive.

You sure? I reckon he still looks very average.

Shocking defending all round. 3-0.

Fucking Damien Duff. Forgot all about that cunt.

Gateshead winning 1-0 away to Cambridge.

They have bought the rights to the El Classico name, it will no longer be used for any Real - Barca matches and instead peddled out for such tasty encounters like Sunderland v Coventry or Sunderland v Norwich in 'The Friendly Cup' game.

Like Nile Ranger?

Can I just ask, why is their match tomorrow OUR biggest game of the season? It's their biggest game of the season and they are still talking about us

Derby beat Forest with a 93rd minute winner after Forest had a man sent off in the 89th. Imagine that in the Tyne-Wear derby.

Yet we're bottom of that shitty fair play league.

Danny Simpson on the halfway line for that goal.

The standard SMB response here would be "Look at you, working in Korea, pathetic"

What a terrible goal to concede.

Danny Rose If he's still at Spurs in 2 years I'll be amazed.

Yeah, I'm struggling to believe it as well. It's unconfirmed at the minute.

Sorry if this is a Giggs, but a team in Qatar (not the one he's currently with) have made a bid of £26 million for Astomouth Gyan.

He was utter wank today.

He got a pretty sharp fist to the chest tbf. I'm not saying he didn't make a meal of it, as he clearly did, but i've seen players roll around like pussies for a lot less. There was almost justification to him doing it today. The mouth tbh. ESPN were at pains to claim there wasn't much in it, but his jaw bounced around on the slow motion. I was foaming when Chris Waddle kept going on about it. You could clearly see his mouth moving as if he had been hit.