Dr.Spaceman

Wees Keys Leweeeez wants to fuck off like. She's nowhere near Karen Brady standard as well.

Mackem mate's just text to say Bruce has gone.

By using their eyes.

What about seeing your child being born?

Proves that there are some utter mentalists out there, aye. I'm not a mentalist

Nah, they'd do a Boro.

The Venkys farce is a small part of the reason I'm willing to stick with Ashley tbh.

I'm sitting next to Mick Lowes in Shark Club. God he's huge.

Just watched one of the hardest news reports I've ever seen, and couldn't help myself when it showed Shay Given before the game in tears. RIP.

This.

What the hell.....how?

That 6 game thing to catch us has been well and truly blasted into oblivion!

Holy fuck....

Never a pen haha

Camermen are pissing me off, showing fergie chewing and other random shit instead of the action.

Good half, get the feeling that Ryan Taylor is itching to press that self destruct button though.

Fits in with the mackem logic tbh.

Erm... No, you really wouldn't you thick cunt.

What a horrible, horrible game of football.

Knuckle draggers, the lot of them.

Harsh on Ronaldo.

What the fuck! I'm Jake, btw.

I was gonna say, when I heard it talk I was a little unsure

It's actually a lower standard than what I've played at, and I'm shit.

Get it right.