bowlingcrofty

IMO we need the following before any sales are even contemplated: 2 x CB 2 x Striker LB Creative CM Winger RB cover Unfortunately it's just not going to happen.

Bakuna to Mata.

Daft cunt mouthing off about wanting to leave for CL football again. If he was that good then how come no-one has come in for him?

Just until Palace give us compo

Bye bye.

Not sure you can class his time at Middlesbrough as a failure. He won the only trophy in their history and led them to the UEFA Cup knockout stages twice, once to the final.

Apparently has married someone in Paris behind his missis' back

McClaren has two Cs. The misspelling of his surname is going to fucking drive me mental over the next four years of ridiculous underachievement.

.com reckons he's had talks today. In summary: They're all guessing.

It's a fair question to make considering we effectively know absolutely fuck all about the bloke. It's not really. I'm pretty sure he's got it in him to scrape more than a point from a quarter of a season, unlike Geordie John.

Wasn't there a quote from Charnley a while back where he said that all the work had been done so if it did wait until the summer it wouldn't be a long process? I guess that was before John managed a one game unbeaten run, but still...

Good job we're not off to Wembley anytime soon then.

Think it would be a joint bid with New Zealand if they did it. Aye, MCG Suncorp ANZ Allianz Adelaide Oval (?) Wellington basin Dunedin just off the top of my head.

Australia would host a fantastic WC i reckon. Kick off times would be naff though.

Wish they'd look into the fucking mess of 2014 as well. As soon as Brazilian police started investigating FIFA and arresting people during the World Cup, Brazil stopped getting help from the refs and lost to Germany 7-1. Totally connected, of course.

Tomorrows rags saying he'll be at the game and he's opening up SJP for a Sports Direct party in midweek.

There's hundreds of potential 'key moments', such as the last minute goals conceded vs sunderland, stoke, burnley, Man U and Palace at home, which cost us a mere 8 points.

Just go 442 man. Krul Janmaat Coloccini Dummett Colback Cabella Sissoko Abeid Aarons Cisse Perez Although we all know it'll be: Krul Janmaat Coloccini Williamson Dummett Colback Raylor Cabella Sissoko Perez Cisse

Clear white back surely deliberate so they can add addition sponsors if we go down. Nice one, Mike.

You mean anyone on big wages.

Any word on de Crock? Thought he tweeted a while back that he wasn't injured again, just not quite up to full match fitness. Even if he's 80% ready, he has to start ahead of Raylor. Personally think it has to be 442 with Cabella and Aarons on the wings and Cisse and Perez up top.

From a logical point of view, assuming Sunderland are safe, 2 out of the 9 possible results combinations between our game and Hull's send us down, whereas 7 out of 9 keep us up. So we do actually have a good chance of staying up. Relegation-logic-o-meter is a 2/10. However, it seems like everything is pointing to us going down. Other teams picking up included, but our downfall is 100% down to poor ownership, poor management and poor players, none of whom give a shit about the club. I fancy Hull to beat Man United and can see a 1-1 draw vs West Ham, with us blowing the lead in the last 15 minutes. Pretty certain we're going down and deservedly so. 8/10.

7/1 on SkyBet. Having a few quid on that.

Genuinely staggered as how you could have missed the point of his post by so much tbh.

Erm, are you getting mixed up? Don't see why he's aiming low. I'd need trains, beer, ticket and spendies paid before I even considered it.