Chrisjraby

Giving them far too much room in the middle of the pitch!

We need to fucking wake up here! I hope we don't just boot the ball to Kenny for 45 mins!

Why are we wearing the third kit? Was hoping to see the Orange one so I could work out if it's worth buying haha.

Gary Neville proving he's a fuckwit once again!

Looks like it's a good job we didn't get him in as Barton's replacement!

Situ signed for Swansea for 250k, surely we could've matched that fucking bid?!

Honestly can't wait for Pardew's next press conference

Never knew the Elephant Man was a Stoke fan!

I hope he's more Van Nistelrooy than Afonso Alves or Kezman!

Just seen that Paddy Van Aanholt has been loaned to Wigan, seems weird that we didn't go for him regardless of Santon's signing!

I'd take Gyan off their hands haha!

Just doesn't seem right to not see Craig David's punchworthy face outside SJP on deadline day!

We've had so long to get a striker in now that it will be completely unacceptable to not have one at the close of play today! Cue the "Sammy is like a new signing" speech!

Are we to assume this means Forster won't be returning at the end of his loan?

Not really been on for long in the last few days, but I hadn't seen anything about us having a bid accepted for Roux; is it confirmed anywhere?

Are we sure Sammy and Shola are brothers?!

Roux sounds more like the kind of signing we're likely to make, both from a Fat Ashley point of view (good potential re-sale value in the future) and a team point of view ("Possesses great speed and positioning", to quote above). Is Maiga the same sort of player as Roux? Given his height he seemed more like a target man.

If he's experienced in boycotts then we definitely need to get him in!

We're just aimlessly booting the ball now, we need a fucking outlet up front!

From Sky Sports website: Transfer Clockwatch (06/16/2011) 1:10 Sky Bet: We've seen a lot of bets today for Joey Barton to go to QPR. He is currently 5/6 to make the switch to Rangers from 25/1 this morning

We're never going to see the back of him are we? I hope he puts a bit more fucking effort in this season now he's been rewarded...

Interesting tweet from Routledge yesterday, including Barton: http://tmi.me/dLeNT Probably already been posted mind!

Is there a brain cell between any of the people running this club? It really is impossible to relate to NUFC.

It does seem weird that Erdinc wouldn't want to come to Newcastle given that he's got to be at least 4th choice for them now, maybe lower. Maybe it's testament to his character that he'd rather sit on the bench for a team who look set to be "going places", rather than coming to play for us?

He seems to be doing ok considering he's pretty isolated up top in this game, so he'd fit well into our team haha!