Chrisjraby

Can you imagine how good the atmosphere would be tomorrow if that Fat Cunt HAS gone? Alas we'll never find out.

With strong rumours of Lescott completing his move to Man Shitty, I suppose this is now inevitable?

I really hope that Fat Ashley doesn't stay just because we've had a good start, but unfortunately, that's exactly what I can see happening. Fingers crossed it doesn't!

To be fair, Craig has just shared all the info we'd already gotten in the past couple of days, bar the Taylor stuff. He's fucking clueless.

David Craig SSN now Work is ongoing, no deadline set, currently working with 3 consortiums, Graham Roberts group has been shunned because of the timescale, Announcement on Monday to say "Where they stand", could well be Ashley staying, Steven Taylor missed first bit of training, have received no offers for Taylor and he will not be sold.

According to SSN this morning, Everton want Distin now, so lets hope if Lescott does go, Distin will be THE replacement and not Taylor.

Now we'll see how much he loves this fucking club. I can only assume, like others have said, that the takeover is now fucked.

I would love to see Carver back as Shearer's assistant, but come on, where are people hearing these rumours?! I wonder how long it'll be until someone has heard the third consortium after us are Ant and Dec, using their mass fortunes gained from rigging gameshow phone ins...

If Moat was going to complete a deal, then they wouldn't be entertaining any offers, particularly offers as ridiculous as the supposed Roberts one. By now you must realise that Fat Ashley is after as much money as possible, if that bloke can offer more than Moat without him needed to be his guarantor, are you telling me he'd turn his nose up at such a deal? Personally I reckon he's considering it, just because it would sum him up as a complete cunt!

Whatever happened to Henri Camara signing for them? Did he ever actually reject? Be a nice signing for us on a free if we could pull it off. Is there anything sweeter than the demise of Phil Brown? Well, maybe the departure of Fat Ashley, but it's up there!

Well isn't that muppet Roberts speaking to the club today? I can't believe they'd complete the Moat deal without at least listening to that willy first. Hopefully by now they know he's full of shit and Moat's deal will conclude tomorrow.

I love the "nobody knows what the debt is" line he keeps re-iterating, presumably if he'd actually spoken to SP, Fat Ashley and Lambarse, he would've been able to find these things out. The guy just seems like a complete joke to me, I question whether he is actually real or not.

Ironically, I know the two people who threw their tickets at Gunn, and by the sounds of it this isn't the end of the protests! Apparently a protest is being organised on saturday to try and get Delia out of the club, sounds like Newcastle really doesn't it.

Why can't Fat Ashley just accept (no pun intended) that Moat's bid is the one that everyone is backing and just conclude the fucking deal already?!

We can't really afford to lose any more players, although I would sell Geremi in a heartbeat if we got a good offer! It's a case of strengthening now and only selling players that won't add anything to the first team.

don't forget alan shearer: "Alan Shearer will absolutely be the manager. He's Mr Newcastle." "So you have spoken to him?" "Well no....." "If we take over Newcastle will be debt ridden.....I mean debt free" That was the cherry on the top! What a complete moron.

Steven Taylor will play tomorrow, but Hughton seemed to dodge the question of him leaving.

His attempt at talking this bid up is laughable. He claims it is a "big likely" that his "group" will be successful, lets hope he fucking isn't!

It seems somebody was correct!

Llambias confirms talks with Moat for £100 million takeover fee... Trying to take him to the cleaners... (Edit: ...and 2 other consortiums)

Finally

Team with this in mind Soderberg Raylor Tozer Pilko Lough Lualua Butt Nixon Me Ameobi Xisco I hope you're not suggesting we will sell Geremi? Or is he still on the bench?

It also says we're likely to sell all players of any worth...

What a cunt.

Because we usually lose a shitload of money on most of our transfers?