Chrisjraby

Hurry up and bloody sign!

Fingers crossed we've sold Geremi on the sly for another player to come in as well

According to wiki, both players have suffered "serious knee injuries" in recent times, perfect signings for us then!!

Can I be the first person to say "Who?"... Anything known about either? I know the names and nothing more, which to be fair, is usually about as well known as our transfers get! I'll be disappointed if they turn out to be our "mystery signings"!

What a cunt!

One of them is probably Ashley having a cholesterol check

Looking at Crazy Frog's record, it's nowhere near as good as I thought it was!

I'd rather sign Henri Camara on a free! Better than fuck all though!

David Craig time, "Still waiting for confirmation of Lovenkrands" "Also understood to be in negotiations with a couple of clubs for loan signings" "Hard work going on at SJP" - That's the most unbelivable bit!

According to that blog we're signing Luque, Zoltan Gera and Cathcart now. Far too many signings to be believable.

Some guy keeps constantly saying Alan Smith medical at Bolton

North East Sports Desk: UPDATE from Lee Ryder: Newcastle have agreed to extend Fraser Forster's loan stint at Norwich until January 1 after finalising personal terms. Newcastle are still trying to complete a loan deal for Craig Cathcart with an announcement expected on both the Man Utd youngster and Peter Lovenkrands before the window closes. Chris Hughton is also trying to bolster his squad with one or two additional loan players.

Dunno if this has been posted or not but, Fraser Forster extends loan deal at Norwich until January. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1784304,00.html

Smoggies bidding 3 million for Hulse, fuck me, that's desperate!

[Comment From Jamie] Ryan Donaldson on his way on loan to Leeds

Craig David says Lovenkrands imminent, and he says we're after a "top young defender" from a top 4 club but not known who......... Cathcart perhaps

Lots of Liverpool fans boohooing on that blog

"We're highly skeptical of the gossip about Ameobi having a medical at Cardiff." Where did those rumours come from?!

I'm enjoying Marley's presense on the chronicle thing!

What's the likelyhood of us signing David Craig on a pay-as-you-play deal?

Killgallon, McLoven and maybe Beckford in, Geremi/Butt out would be good!

What's the betting there is literally NOTHING going on at SJP today?

That would be a completely pointless signing. So will probably happen.

As many crossed fingers as possible!

Got the Sky Sports MOTM, class performance under the circumstances!