morla84

Captain again ??

Dispatched 2nd August and still hasn't turned up, where they dispatching it from? Rafa's sharpie ran out or What?

"The draw, which remains seeded and unseeded, has been regionalised to avoid a fixture scheduling complication involving West Ham United and Newport County, who have both been given special dispensation by the EFL Board to play their Round Two ties away from their home grounds. Newport County have been placed in the Northern half of the draw to ensure there is no chance of the two teams being drawn together." Newport just got drawn at home?

What on earth is this?

Didn't 4-3 against Norwich get voted game of the season?

The ceiling tiles in the showers ruins the whole stadium

How would they know how big my mouse is?

http://imgur.com/RPbsQ2p

Flatten the arena and put all the student accommodation down there man, let the lazy bastards walk.

Ederson Begovic Cahill Alderweireld Maguire Rüdiger Smalling Salah Klaassen Townsend Demarai Gray Hazard Sandro Chicharito Iheanacho No idea if that's any good. Unfortunately got first pick and managed to accidentally select Hazard when I tapped my screen to stop it timing out ?

? still hungover sorry

What dreams are made of. Add to the list of beautiful returns by stupid c***s (Titus, Enrique, Carroll, Lansbury etc). Jenas missing an open goal 3-1 to the goldfish bowl

Shola with the assist there. Also assisted Shearer vs Everton and for his record breaker against Portsmouth. Not bad. And forced Ledley King into the clearance for Robert to t*** that volley in. Beaut of a back heel to set up shearer for his record breaking goal v Portsmouth too iirc

Feeding off Stoke City's scraps ?

Who? Derby?

It was a decent attendance tbf, for a drab small time championship team with only another relegation battle to look forward to

The pitch was previously 105m x 68m, with a square area of 7,140m2. The pitch at this size was the eighth largest in the country, the same size as the much – and erroneously – vaunted “huge” pitch at Wembley Stadium. According to FA Regulations, pitch sizes in England must be within 120m and 90m in length and have a width between 45m and 90m. The shortening of the pitch has already taken place; however, rumours are swirling to what the final dimensions of the newly resized surface will be. The accepted norm seems to be a 6m shortening in length, and a 2m reduction in width of the pitch to 99m x 66m, however no other team in the English Football League or Premier League has a pitch below 100m in length. Thus, the final dimensions may well be 100m x 66m, with a resulting square area of 6,600m2, resulting in the Stadium of Light pitch going from one of the largest pitches within English professional football to the tenth smallest – with only Wolves’ Molineux and Burton Albion’s Pirelli Stadium pitches smaller than the Stadium of Light’s imo

Hahahahahah!!!!

I think it's him that manages den haag but can't remember his name

Fernando Nelson? Well done

Salgueiros Sporting CP Aston Villa Porto Porto B Vitória Setúbal Rio Tinto

Six to peralta

Wesley Sneijder

Could have been Giggsception. Edit: Giggs is my answer btw. Correct