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Gareth Bale ‏@GarethBale11 Starting to feel a bit like @AlanShearerFndn with these headers! Moroccan Madridistas were incredible tonight #21 #halamadrid Alan Shearer ‏@AlanShearerFndn @GarethBale11 Thanks. Wish my left foot had been like yours. Imagine how many I would have scored then! AS

RTG lives for that shit man.

All this on the last Sunday before Christmas too, it's going to be a disaster.

Blyth gutted with Birmingham.

"... he might stay another day.".

Jose's unbelievable. Complaining about time added on ffs.

Burnley wiped from the record book?

Telt you.

Watching it on the BT Sport app and it must be a good minute behind, Cisse's only just scored.

Got 2-1 Chelsea written all over this.

Must be 50/1 to be top scorer now, two page spread from Ryder incoming!

Howay Jak!

Clean sheet, Dummett and Colback having canny games. Wet dream of a half for the king.

Credit where credit's due, Jelliott

They were singing about Allah and the Quran? How did that one go?

Regional Sports Journalist of the Year: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-striker-papiss-cisse-sees-8220332?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Ah, shit.

Bottom after 13 played. Fuck's gan on there? Knew they didn't have the best of starts, never realised it was that bad.

Carroll :lol: Embarrassing.

Brilliant

Injured.

Eh?

ha