Anderson

Juve friendly, Hamman scored a belter. I think my first proper match was Arsenal, last game of the season in 2000. Only remember it because I've still got the program with Bobby on it somewhere, apparently we won 4-2, news to me.

Nile Ranger

No longer working for NCJ.

Fairly certain that isn't him.

Was thinking the same.

Jermain Jerfoe

Nee idea, but I'd have him over Carver.

This has been the longest hour and a half of my life. Can't believe there's still 20 minutes.

Soft cunt.

Fucking great goal.

Nailed on to score.

Ref having a laugh?

This season? Try the last 3 years.

Golf ball thrown at Colback, classy.

Floating it in towards the tallest keeper in the league.

Gouff

Gouffran, man.

Fucking hell.

Ryan Taylor, FK specialist.

All over the shop.

Mint.

Wish this game would fuck off. Not even too arsed about the match itself anymore, just sick to fucking death of throwing them their annual lifeline.

#safc team Pantilimon; Jones, O'Shea, Vergini, van Aanholt; Larsson, Cattermole, Gomez; Fletcher, Wickham, Defoe.