TheGuv

Red and white army! Chant. Do they nick everything off of us now?

Totally agree Wormy. Let the game play on. Rugby benefits massively from this

Bloody hell King Kenny

You planning on doing that specific one?

Oh dear man Michael. Definite pen

That was pretty funny between Al and Shay.

Alreet Gullit. Settle

First time Dogleash returns. What sort of reception will he get?

Woy calling it SJP

Pardew you idiot

Not looking forward to this half

Don't trust us. Get another

Well done krul. Passing it on the floor. Oh well not all the time!

We've had players in the box for most corners for the last 3 years man OCK

Plenty of 'average' managers out there who would have struggled with Man City's budget and again struggled to get Fulham promoted. Allardyce is hardly setting the Championship alight is he?

Didn't know there was a Jack In The Box in this thread. Unless you're trying to wind something else up

Those were 4 nailed on defeats. The manner of which weren't great mind. Plus defeats to Chelsea, Villa, Everton, Arsenal again were hardly unexpected. It just took us a while to get going that's all.

Agree with every word

Played a lot of good teams earlier on too. Remember Allardyce probably had the easiest ever start to a season.

4 years to the day since KK's first win in charge the second time around. Man i loved his celebration http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45314000/jpg/_45314103_keeganwater226282.jpg Read .COM's match report for those who think he's an average manager. The players confidence and ability was so low, he transformed that team for a while.

The Blaydon Races still massivley piss me off like. SING THE FIRST VERSE RIGHT! AND SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER. That is all. I do try to correct it but in vain.

Go oooooooon.

Because we're ........ .......... FC. We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen...

No man. When I remember that Cantona goal in 1996, yes. I'm ashamed of you. But yes the Cantona goal too. Lucky cunt

Anybody else still get massively fucked off when they remember what the ground is now officially called?