Village Idiot

http://s16.postimg.org/5a4phw1bp/Captura.jpg Yeah my defensive unit is pants

Busquets isn't nearly the cunt he was 3-4 years ago; he has matured a lot. He might not play today, anyway, he's been carrying a knock.

Gonna bench Chadli then; should he have a blinder against you I will take solace in the fact it should be another step towards Pardew's demise.

Gonna have a paella with some Madrid people for el Clásico. My record watching El Clásico with Madrid fans is awful; not a single win. Ready to get abused to death today

It's either benching him, Chadli (who has "playing against NUFC" bonus), or Berahino, who's on fire and has a good fixture too. I'm just afraid that if I play him, he'll be benched, come in the second half, get a yellow as usual and score a big fat 0. Of course, if I bench him he'll score a hat trick.

Biggest priority will be to get the new stadium finished - infrastructure investments don't count against FFP and it will help their revenues. So far they've been using third-party ownership to prop up Valencia's squad. dunno if that's going to be their way of squirting FFP or that was only temporary since Lim didn't actually own the club yet. Just achieving financial stability should be enough to improve their fortunes quite a bit, though.

Benched for now (all my other starters have very easy fixtures). I'm going to regret it.

Peter Lim's purchase of Valencia being finalised as of now, apparently. EDIT: Official now. No, Lim isn't doing drag; she's one of his representatives.

Valdés to train with ManU. Nice from Van Gaal, particularly given the fallout they had when he managed Barça.

So Hernández's roster name is officially "Chicharito"?

Even I'm livid

Gotta love that "lololol those idiots are attacking" mentality.

You've got not one but two Copa América in the interim!

Ayoze's full name is Ayozé Pérez Gutiérrez - damn cheaters. Also no Jonás.

Does Neymar have 23 assists in 58 games for Brazil? That's impressive. Should easily surpass Pelé in the Brazil scoring tables unless something goes massively wrong.

Man, I love watching CL games. That fucking anthem still gives me the goosebumps. I really hope you lot get back in there sometime, somehow. We had a great first half, and switched to second gear in the second. Messi seems obsessed with having 22452 assists this season, he made so many passes where he would previously have gone for goal, I wonder what's provoked this change in his playing style.

Ander Herrera named among the suspects in probe against bribing in La Liga. Atlético's captain Gabi the other high-profile footballer in the list. Both (and several other then-Zaragoza players) would have been part of a scheme to give Levante bribe money in the guise of boni paid out to Zaragoza players.

Plays Super Mario and kills himself when throwing a Koopa Troopa shell.

Beckham excelled at crossing from deep. You don't need great positioning or dribbling if you mastered that skill to the extent he did, imho.

Plays Call of Duty as a sniper, and spends the whole scenario crawling to a shooting position only to get killed anyway.

Beckham is a perfect candidate for the "How much do you rate" thread, actually.

I'm surprised to see Raúl agreeing to play in the NASL, tbf, they must be paying him a pretty penny. There's word he'll have some role in their youth development, too, maybe he's looking for managerial experience.

No, Cosmos are in the NASL and will remain there for the time being.

FUCK. Now I'll have to support New York City.

Seems supporting NUFC is deemed a more serious crime.