Village Idiot

Apparently PSG has bid €40m for Pedro. We won't sell him but we should, ridiculous money

All my 5 midfielders have played in 0-0 games 52 points, could be worse.

Cattermole is definitely one

I used to work for the telly that airs it, I actually know a few of the writers. Even they consider it's s***.

It scares me that you know that Fair enough that you like our football, but stay away from our shit television man, it will hurt you.

Deulofeu Messy Chaby

Ramos has just made a tweet congratulating our Women Waterpolo team for winning the gold medal in the World Championships... ...which happened a month ago but they just repeated it on the Spanish telly and he apparently thought it was live. Ramos, what a legend

Deco was massively influential for us; personally I believe that our midfielders in general and Xavi in particular took a lot from his game.

He's done very well in preseason, according to my RM friends. But going off them they'll need to give 11 Ballon's D'or to their players after this season.

Higuaín injuries his jaw after slipping in a yacht in the coast of Capri. Up there with Banega's being rolled over by his own sports car. Fuck footballers and their luxurious lives

Ancelotti has been using a 4-2-2-2 with Ronaldo pretty much playing upfront behind Benzema, and Isco and Özil behind him. Bale would replace one of those, supposedly Isco (both play on the left side) who so far has been brilliant.

For all the transfer noise around ManU this summer, they haven't signed anybody of note yet. ManU's squad has been slowly declining for a few years, bar the signing of Van Persie none of their additions has really made a big impact. Lots of respect for SAF for still managing to produce the goods, but I wonder if Moyes will be able to do the same.

Real Madrid's last spending spree net them a meager league and a cup after 4 years. Pérez is just throwing more money into the problem before the fans realize his policies are shit.

It might be more the manager's fault, but you certainly don't have many players that get into the box.

He doesn't have much of a cross in him that I recall, he's more a guy that cuts inside.

All our heavy-hitters bar Atlético played away this weekend, but it's certainly commendable I really really need an MLS team to give two f***s about. I can't commit to the league without that

Can I get excited about you signing André Ayew? Always loved him as a player. Think he has lots of potential.

I still don't understand why Arsenal want to buy him given what they already have in midfield. Sidegrade at best.

Immediately. Any transfer point deductions come out of the next gameweek. So if (say) I transferred Hazard out now, it would happen at his current price? And I would still get his points for this week? Sorry to be a bore about this. Yep, you'd get the 9.5m and whatever points he earns tomorrow. Cheers, it's making sense . You can see how much research I've done... That's not true. Hazard won't be active for your team until the next gameweek (when Chelsea don't play IIRC). Squads are frozen at the gameweek deadline (usually around 11.30 of Saturday).

Very easy to concede a goal when you're comfortably ahead and ruin your weekend. On average defenders earn much fewer points than your best attacking players.

Ronaldo has yet to resign and has 24 months left on his contract. I wouldn't be surprised if RM are covering themselves there.

Don't worry kids, 36 year old Puyol will save our defence... really Neymar was great in that 30 min cameo.

Man, I can't wait for both Messi and Neymar to be fit and linking up.

He's looked poor fitness-wise so far. He was sick in preseason and lost a lot of weight, etc... and it's affected his fitness a lot.

There, Martino has read your complaint Flip.