Village Idiot

Real Madrid - Villarreal this afternoon. Should be an absolute cracker since the Yellow Submarine is in great form. The Valencia derby should also be a decent watch.

If somehow managed to keep fit I rate him. But it's been shown this guy gets injuried just by being sneered at. Espanyol also tried to loan him out and the deal collapsed due to his financial package at City.

You nutters I suppose the article means that you're interested in somebody he represents? It's actually common practice to put agents of players in the club's payroll once you buy them (it's done often in La Liga at least), for accounting and tax purposes.

His goal-scoring record for Spain has always been good hasn't it though? Well, he plays on the wing there most of the time. But yes. Still, he used to score a lot at youth level and I'd love if he could recapture that part of his game. Spoiled ass I don't think a Barça midfielder has broke double figures in goals since Ronald Koeman, and that's because he took the pens. Heck, Kevin Nolan would top our midfield scoring tables.

His goal-scoring record for Spain has always been good hasn't it though? Well, he plays on the wing there most of the time. But yes. Still, he used to score a lot at youth level and I'd love if he could recapture that part of his game.

I really think that WC goal has done Iniesta a world of good. You can see he is much more confident when shooting, and tries it more often.

Riazor clapping Iniesta off the pitch

Aaaaand Pedro 0-4

0-3 Iniesta I love that he is finding confidence when shooting on goal. That's all he lacks.

Class move by Valerón there.

Valerón coming in. Awesome player on his day, still got a golden leg.

Get in! I knew all the fate-tempting would work

Keep the Messi bashing up, please.

11 assists so far this season.

Get in, guaje!

Even he can have a muddled patch anyway.

Adriano's main asset is that he can play almost anywhere on both wings. Unnoticeably, but he can. Regarding Messi, he's been getting a lot of rest these past few games. Only started Bilbao in the cup since the Barcelona derby.

Me neither. He is only supposed to be a rotation player anyway.

Yes.

Luís Suárez taking the kick off. Legend. Only Spanish player to ever win the Golden Ball, played at both clubs. (he's a bit of a bitter cunt, mind)

Yes. Mascherano in for Busquests too.

Alves and Xavi rested for tonight. Apparently it's raining cats and dogs over Depor's pitch which makes me very uneasy about this game.

Demichelis scored today in his La Liga debut. Of course, true to form he then went to concede the foul that led to Bilbao's equalizer.

Cedric Van der Gun has to be one of the best footballer names ever.