Village Idiot

Real Madrid, he flirted with them in December but Wolfsburg's valuation put them off.

What about Balotelli?

Wonder if it's worth a FF gamble... he was a goldmine before signing for Tottingham.

Didn't Mou sign Mancini, Quaresma and Muntari in his first season? Quite the treble of terror there.

The lad on RTG has got an absolute loads of transfers right in the past,a couple of windows ago the deadline had passed and he was still adamant that Benjami had signed and low and behold the next day it was announced,something to do with a failed fax machine. Incidentally he has said Jenas is a non-goer. Didn't get that one right then. He didn't say Jenas was one of them.He said Sessegnon was on way tonight,Muntari in talks but another club interested and we are trying to sign a creative midfielder currently playing in the Premier League. Definitely not Jenas then.

Aye, I remember that. It's one of those things that keeps getting recounted at certain times when discussing footy with mates - purely for the comical stupidity of it. Same with me, I remember bringing it up at a barbeque in NYC and we all raced up to the host's room to watch the youtube vid

He always has been. Was excellent in his two stints at Racing, he pretty much single-handedly kept them up. He just seems to have a bit shit mentality.

Wonder how many goals would Cronaldo or Messi score there.

Yeah, our former president had a collaboration agreement with them. Friendlies, tutoring of players and campuses and this kind of shit but I think the new board has terminated it.

This is game is shit.

http://estaticos01.marca.com/imagenes/2011/01/07/futbol/equipos/atletico/1294400676_0.jpg Kung fu fighting.

Havent you heard? All NUFC fans beleive they support this incredible Barcelona-esque team. Their fans sit foaming at the mouths inventing what we think and inveriably begin to beleive it themselves...... Maybe he misunderstood my sig.

The same, but it's just a loan. Has crashed and burned in his Atlético gig though. (De Gea didn't help)

Dunno, he's got a bad rap during his stint there. Good first season to earn a contract, coasted the next two and there are lots of reports of him going out and turning up late for trainings, etc...

Well, he was a squad player for a bottom three team in La Liga until yesterday.

Albert Luque has been released by Málaga and is currently unattached. They are splashing the cash too. Demichelis (got conned there), Baptista, Asenjo, Camacho... and linked to Buonanotte, Diarra and even Adebayor.

"Fenham Eusebio"

You don't have anybody else to cover for Tiote, I'm afraid. Would be a complicated bit of business to sell him and line up an adequate replacement in less than 3 weeks if the club hasn't actively been looking for one.

Mourinho again asked for more signings after the Levante game. Wonder if the Madrid board will relent.

Yes, what I have seen of Stanislas (mostly last season) looked good. I also rate Behrami who doesn't seem to feature much for them nowadays.

Santiago Muñez? Yeah, never been the same after he went to Spain and his bro showed up.

What I like about Rondón is that he is a big fella but he tries to play it and not just muscle through the defense. It's just that sometimes he tries too hard.

Montero is just getting fringe appearances for Villarreal, Rondón is doing fine I think. Sometimes will miss some sitters and do some pointless stuff like he thinks he's Kluivert or something, but he's still young and he shows potential.

Levante goes one up, only 8 to go Utterly weird Real Madrid XI too. Looks like Kaka's playing as striker....

Still can't figure out what would Beckham do at Spurs.