Foluwashola

Go away Stoke.

Love a Lawro commentary stint.

Wouldn't really class playing him over mbabu/haidara as evidence that he loves him tbf.

Never heard of him but left back. Like. Hopefully as good as our last Brazilian defender.

Such a baller he's turned what could have been a promising career into barely getting a game for a team already in the Championship. Pathetic twat.

Fat Paulie Walnuts.

Operation Yewtree must have got ahold of Dario Gradi.

Sick of all this talk about Bielsa & Tuchel etc when you can bring in a perfectly serviceable project manager for £30k a year.

His commitment could never be questioned. Best of luck to him.

That doesn't even make sense. It's difficult to create velocity if a team has core members changed mid-sprint or even mid project. What's difficult to understand? What the fuck are you on about?

Couldn't make it up.

Townsend 80 apps 6 goals 6 assists Obertan 84 apps 4 goals 10 assists Obertan is complete dog shit obvs, but stats wise he's running him close like Obertan doing his for an arguably shitter team as well. Yet we all know Townsend is a better player. Proof, if it was ever needed, that stats are dink.

Such jammy twats. Always.

As if England caps matter. Well in the context that Gabriel Obertan would struggle to get a cap for Chad, nevermind maintain a place in the England squad, I think it's a valid point.

You're not convinced a man with 10 caps for England is a better player than Obertan? Gabriel Obertan. It's literally impossible that he isn't.

Blyth win. Fuck off Nevilles.

Chance creation stat man. Challenges 'Aerial duels' for the Biggest Heap of Bollocks award.

Equally we could have had that Remi Garde that we all clamoured for and.........oh, wait a minute.

We've got people in one thread defending Sissoko's stats and in here Townsend is getting slaughtered. Stats are bollocks. Tbh I'm not a massive Townsend fan but the chronic negativity is over the top. Hope to god he turns up in his first match or the Internet will be unbearable.

Football Manager is to blame.

Personally think McClaren likes Perez. Don't see it as a certainty that he'll be completely sidelined.

It's not a 'wasted signing' if he improves us and helps avoid relegation tbf.

Because he's English? Thauvin came in for big dollar and has barely seen the pitch. McClaren wants him (I imagine), he clearly didn't want Thauvin and just refused to play him. It happened with Obertan (French) although he was so shit that even Pardew had to bite the bullet.