Foluwashola

Didn't his foot skim the top of the ball though? Perhaps.

Aye. Remember that Peter Enckelshit one shouldn't have counted.

Why must players insist on grabbing cocks?

Away stand, innit?

Cardiff sponsored by a country?

Put your DOND winnings on it man. Swear to your lass it seemed like a decent bet while you're living on beans and toast for the next month.

Gus Poyet's blue & white army saved is to fuck like. Fancy the 'appy 'ammers today. Will probably bet on the Charity Shield once the we've been telt the teams anarl.

The man's an England legend so you'll be taking that back you fucking nonce.

Worst dive ever

One bad thing about the football being back is that Garth has returned. Dreaming of next summer already.

Obertan Fucking hell. Rednose rarely lets good players go, this will not be an exception. Nevertheless, hope he can learn how to play the game in the coming months.

Sammy must brush his teeth at least twice a day like, the posh cunt.

Actually incredibly excited for some reason. This feeling will have no doubt have been completely eradicated come 5pm tomorrow. Won some money on the midweek European ties and it is being wisely reinvested on: Dundee Utd @ 8/11 Bradford @ 6/5 Birmingham @ 13/8 Torquay @ 5/6 Charlton @ 1/1 Morecambe @ 1/1 Huddersfield @ 4/6 Gillingham @ 10/11 Swindon @ 10/11 Leicester @ 1/1 Brighton @ 5/6 Sheff Wed @ 10/11 Nottm Forest @ 4/6 Reading @ 5/6 Burnley @ 5/6

Love Sven Can't wait for him to be back in the Prem.

and he doesn't look like being a first choice selection. and he's playing in a lesser league. and his contract is up in a year. and they'll be knocked out in the group stages anyway. As fantastic as these points are, they still wouldn't tempt any player to cut his wages by a third.

We knew he was on more, why would he take less to come here? Did we? He doesn't appear to want to take less, so let's move on somehow. Who the fuck would want to take less?

Who do you expect us to sign? Can't think of a single player in the game who would be willing to play for Newcastle if more money was available elsewhere.

I was attempting some fabulously witty sarcasm. He was described as "underrated" on at least 13 billion occasions during his Chelsea career.

Underrated. That's pretty awesome though. Someone should do Steve Claridge's.

Will get in the play-off round.

Just as things were getting good I have been forced to watch the warm-up in Trabzonspor.

This game is going to get abandoned

Feigned injury impressively That was a far worse retaliation than Whittaker's.

Nah, doesn't appear to be anywhere. They've taken the lead anyway.

Whittaker just decided to lob the ball at someone and got sent off