Foluwashola

Think it will be best for everyone when the football starts again. It's been torture the last few weeks reading the football section.

Ian, man Do you believe half the stuff you write? You're like the kid at school who puts on a brave face despite the horrific sexual abuse he endures at home.

How the hell can clubs like Leicester bid £7m for a player? Pesky Asian owners. See Swansea have completed the signing of Leroy Lita. Asking for relegation there like. Really want Danny Graham to succeed this year but it will be difficult with that nincompoop next to him.

He did lift Fulham from the wilderness to the Premier League and a European final tbf to the fruitcake. Not quite on a level with wor Mike.

Rocker's. Gareth's sullen face seems to sum up the board's collective feelings.

I doubt he's that bothered really. Probably is like. Could have been playing Champions League football and has instead found himself in some grim Northern town which any fucker with an ounce of footballing ability is attempting to leave. Grim northern town? Thought some added emotive language would go down a treat Is your new avatar a representation of your current mood?

I doubt he's that bothered really. Probably is like. Could have been playing Champions League football and has instead found himself in some grim Northern town which any fucker with an ounce of footballing ability is attempting to leave.

Cabaye must be fucking livid with his agent.

King Kenny will probably send N'Gog our way in a big, fuck off troll t-shirt.

It's unreal like. If/when the inevitable sales of Jose & Barton go through, we've got to bring in 2 players to get back to square-one

We're not going down, it's just going to be a long, dull season.

Somewhat appeased but at the same time cautious. Aye. We'd still find ourselves in a position not to dissimilar to last season in terms of quality/depth.

Neil Warnock would be the ultimate kick in the balls like

My tenterhooks are close to breaking point.

I forgot, he slagged the club on twitter. Yep. His position was untenable. Glad to see the back of him.

Will take us into profit for the summer. Me minge is fucking teeming.

One positive is my larynx remains semen-free.

Shola could in the early days. Hopefully this particular gene doesn't develop in Sammy's case.

What a player. It's in his blood.

Here man, MW. Mine is spookily similar to yours. Forgot about McEachran like, I second that.

Premiership Winners: Man U Runners Up: Man City 3rd: Chelsea 4th: Liverpool Europa: Arsenal/SPurs Relegation: Q.P.R/Wigan/Swansea Over Achievers: Wolves Under Performers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Danny Graham Break Out Year: Kyle Walker/Conor Wickham Season to Forget: Newcastle PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Carroll (assume he'll qualify) FWA Player of the Year: Who knows who these mongoloids will pick. After Parker, probably Glenn Whelan. Where will NUFC finish?: 14th Domestic Championship Promotion: Leicester/West Ham Play Off Winners: Forest Championship Relegation: Doncaster/Peterborough/Palace First Division Promotion:Huddersfield/Sheff Utd/Charlton First Division Relegation:Stevenage/Yeovil/Walsall/Wycombe Second Division Promotion: Crawley/Rotherham/Gillingham/Bradford Second Division Relegation: Burton/Barnet FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Liverpool Johnstone Paint Trophy: Couldn't care less. FA Vase: Whitley World La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: AC Bundesliga: Bayern Champions League: Real Madrid Europa League: PSG World Player of the Year: That Argentinian fella I'd imagine Olympic Gold Medal: Erm, are Spain playing? Them Other First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Kean NUFC's top scorer: Ba Where will NUFC finish this season: I telt ya, man, 14th. Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: Balotelli will rip it out in the derby. What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Rip out Rooney's hair in the derby. Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Ner.

You'd imagine it would be common sense to line up a replacement for the twisted devil who has spent the last few months systematically destroying team morale. He has been up for sale for a good while now.

I love this club more than my own family apparently, so they keep telling me anyway, and i'm not even a Geordie, infact i'm as southern as you get, but from the age of 4 i've had this club as the centre of my life, dramatic maybe but completely true. Ive spent more money following this club and than you could ever dream of, a mental amount infact. Like you i hate what Ashley is doing, but in this case i think the blame was with both of them to begin with but now its Joey who has made it into the s*** storm it has become. Was Keegan wrong when he suspended Joey was at Man.City, was Shearer wrong to make him train alone when Joey kicked off after his stupid challenge at Liverpool and slated Shearer in front of the team, there has to discipline at clubs, Barton may not like it but as is being proven he cannot behave himself, eventually the bad side of him comes out, when it comes out in some people it affects one relationship, like Cole and Sheringham at Man.Utd, they didn't speak but didn't let it go further, But with Joey it affects everything, everyone around him suffers. I know Joeys case is different but tbf at the start he had valid points but he has gone way too far, the poor little me act has shown to be utter crap now. This isn't about his contract, it isn't about loving this club, its isn't about wanting whats best for all of us, not anymore, its about him and his need to be centre of attention. Or am i as a southerner and everyone else who refuse to blame just Ashley being controlled ?. For the record I dont see myself as a southerner, just a person, partner and a dad, i dont see you as a northerner, i see you as a person, a special one at that because of who you support, that anti southerner attitute you have stinks and does you no justice. I think people need to learn to look at each case on it's own merits. The problem with too many fans is that if Barton kicks off he is just another proof that Ashley is screwing the club - which he might well be, but footballers leaving isn't always the owners fault. Same goes for Enrique, Given, Carroll and the rest. In Barton's case he wanted his mates to be given new long term contracts and himself one too. When he didn't get it things turned sour, but if those guys were given new contracts and we didn't improve next season who would have got the blame? Ashley and Pardew, not Nolan and Barton with their cushy new contracts. Whether Ashley is willing to invest in suitable replacements is a separate issue and we'll see if that's the case in a months time. It's not a separate issue though, is it? Dare I say the reaction would be completely different if a suitable replacement was lined up (Barnetta, for instance). This, however, clearly isn't the case.

Why is the decent start forgotten about because things have gone a bit quiet though? That's what I don't understand. Things haven't just gone quiet though, they've got considerably worse.

Some of our fans' lack of awareness of this fact is staggering. The idea going into the window - with us having a small squad to begin with - was to hold onto our best players and make a few quality signings. It has transpired, however, that Ashley would prefer to sell before bringing in suitable replacements, leaving our squad in a similar, if not worse, state than the beginning of last season. We can only hope that Ashley demonstrates some semblance of footballing knowledge in this final month of the window.