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Bob has his nokia 3310 in one hand, noose in the other.

See the Copa Libertadores final was a friendly affair. Is there ever a game of South American football that doesn't end with players kicking each other in the face? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3654324/Santos-and-Penarol-in-huge-brawl-after-Copa-Libertadores-final.html

One step closer to the Newcastle job. Have an image of him sliding up to Newcastle on a piano, Vanessa Carlton style.

Torn. Villas-Boas is incredibly fit and an exciting manager, but Chelsea are vile. Good to have him in the league s'pose.

So the 3 great warts attached to the penis that is England offer bugger all.

£1500 tip I shit myself if I've got to hand over 50p.

They're a bunch of old men man, what do you expect? Caught a couple of minutes the other night and they were discussing sausages with some screaming mental

Not sure who these cheeky little Nedved wanabees think they are like.

Have a recurring nightmare in which Eyal Berkovic sucks is off.

Horrific voice. Very karaoke. You're right. I hope he crashes and burns. Hope he lets one in Taibi style before taking an arrow to the throat.

Horrific voice. Very karaoke.

Might as well get a CB while we're at it. Then we're frothing.

it's on the NUFC home page and SSN. Aye, was referring to the out-of-the-blueness of it. Never seen him play like, but more depth can only be a good thing. Still got a lot of wonga to spend

Where did this come from? Cheeky.

Still don't rate him but this would be a strange one.

Definitely should do something to Driving In My Car. We are playing Demba Ba (doo doo doo, doo doo doo), His goals are gonna take us far (doo doo doo, doo doo doo) We bought him from Upton Park (doo doo doo, doo doo doo) He has got a 10inch cock (meh) (doo doo doo, doo doo doo)

As long as another striker will be coming in, I'm pleased with this.

stability ? pile of s**** really. find out where you want to bring your kid up, contact the nearest prem club and adjust your wage demands to get the move. i'm fairly sure even if he packed in tomorrow he'd ever have to work again . who on here wouldn't take their kid to a new school every 2 or 3 years if they were to get 30kpw for it ? Sounds like he's settled in the NE tbh. Footballers can be human too.

Aye, wants stability for his bairn. What a cunt, sell.

Keep, keep, keep. We need depth. We need girth.

World Cup 2018 is in the bag, man. Henderson will delight and bewilder the Russian public.

Canny dramatic in here like. We are without arguably are best eligible players in this tournament. Dread to think what the future of German, Italian, French and Dutch football is like after they failed to even qualify for this.

Would he have been happy to have been a squad player though? A good few grand a week and access to Cabaye's knickers, why wouldn't he be?

Nobody is unaware of his limitations. Nobody claims he is some sort footballing phenom. Would it not have been beneficial to keep him as a squad player though?

Well this is going to be a disaster