Darth Crooks

That gag could have been a lot shorter given the payoff.

Aye it looks like you've jizzed on it after watching that shearer volley.

Taxi for Carr...eh? EH?

Should've just called it 'gan radge'

Doubt he reads the forum mate

Could just murder a Bavarian lozenge right now.

These red numbers with full stripes are the sex

Trust should never come into it -it's all tolerance.

I think you're approaching this from the wrong start point.

You'd want assurances they weren't going to pull some Zola type stunt.

To saw in half?

A buffet of sorts?

In all seriousness, this is mental. Tbh any owner is going to be a risk. It could be no worse than Ashley's worst but it's at such a funny time.

I've always thought Ashley a cunt but will warm to him now he's for China.

Just want it to signal a Great Leap Forward rather than a Great Wall.

LMao

Apparently theyre put off the idea and turned chicken, sez one source.

Wouldn't want to risk any deals we've made sweeten - sour.

Just ribbing you

nice to know we've been Peking interest since our return

Egg fried lies.

Come get me plea to Rafa

6 months older than myself. So shocking and sad. Boom boom cheick cheick the room.

Does his name translate as 'the yellow'? Bodes well