Darth Crooks

Just plucked some cunt booted off live island have we?

Funnily enough he's not actually walking in that photo. His bones and muscles have solidified a la Stephen hawking

About as much use as tits on a fish this cunt.

'Just do it in blood siem, where your finger was a moment ago'

Rafa finally mastered necromancy

Don't Tell me lies, surely just Rumours. Tusk, tusk.

Completely healthy not to dismiss this. I believe in neither the club or the papers too much.

I've got nothing against gay culture as long as they don't cram it down your throat.

It's pride this week too isn't it? That curry twat really fucks me off.

We're easily led by precedent sure

Aye, they can like. There is a standard clause in pretty much every manager's contract that stipulates they aren't allowed to bad mouth the club in public - if this leak has come direct from Rafa and the club are able to prove it, they could sack him. Not that they would like, but it can and does happen. I'd imagine Rafa is clever enough to ensure the link has come from someone that isn't himself like, such as an associate. He can't be sacked without full compensation just for saying he's not happy with the lack of transfer activity. That's not something that would be considered bad mouthing the club in the context of the kind of clause you're referring to. Or am I missing the full scope of what he's meant to have said? I admit I haven't read all of the articles mentioned here. He hasn't said anything He hasn't been quoted as saying anything. Different from saying something to a mate who had a drink with a journo and said "Rafa thinks this and that". That's the problem with living in a post-truth world. Thanks Rupert, ya cunt.

That gag could have been a lot shorter given the payoff.

Aye it looks like you've jizzed on it after watching that shearer volley.

Taxi for Carr...eh? EH?

Should've just called it 'gan radge'

Doubt he reads the forum mate

Could just murder a Bavarian lozenge right now.

These red numbers with full stripes are the sex

Trust should never come into it -it's all tolerance.

I think you're approaching this from the wrong start point.

You'd want assurances they weren't going to pull some Zola type stunt.

To saw in half?

A buffet of sorts?