Darth Crooks

Someone help me host that as an avatar?

Over 5 seasons of Dream Team never managed to get so ridiculous. Getting laughed at by Harchester fans.

Fat faced cunt more like.

He is, but somehow that 80 million left us in a worse state than when Pardew was here. Fucking hate that twat.

Probably drafting another letter.

I still think it's a good move too late.

I have to agree. Its more relief than elation. He had a far worse squad available than Pardew despite 80 million 'investmnet' and still being shocking.

What is even happen.

http://i.imgur.com/zbuhtqC.gif

8 hours of checking this and all I've found out is he's not gone and he's somewhere between a grinning sympathetic figure or a grinning supercunt. Narrowed one thing down at least.

Should get used to being a caretaker. Be lucky if gets a gig coaching at my local primary between fishing chuddy out the pissers.

I know the rewards are huge but it must be a massive pain in the arse for him - Newcastle is just sheer hassle.

Uh oh.

Fair play to that thread like. They know the craic

I agree - what I can't see is the two meshing together going forward. The guy openly slagged off Alex Ferguson in interview; how long do our muppets take to wind him up?

The problem isn't whether Rafa wants to be here as a manager it's what our mob of cretins are able to spring on him to send him running. No faith in the club whatsoever to do the right thing and In 100% certain that all this hinges on TV and therefore the short term. If he does come precedent suggests it'll end in tears. Which is regrettably why I can't get excited.

THERES NO DANDRUFF

You sure if charnley is still MD the Damocles sword is still there.

It's all well and good but if charnley and go stay then it severely handicaps Benitez going forward.

We have lots of good players in about 20% of the positions. The back 4 and strike options are a joke. He would have serious work do - regardless those attributes you describe have been missing and they would no doubt improve matters.

Would we fuck Cathro et al off then?

Even if this happens I'm not having it. He must be having some kind of breakdown.

Deciding job titles and role is iffy. He'll want to be a manager. Nowt else - certainly not superseded by idiots like carr and charnley and Moncur who does fuck knows what.

We're trusting #wait now are we?