Darth Crooks

It's no coincidence he's been photographed sat at a desk and in the warehouses at head office lie he's some hardworking site gaffer and not sauron in a shit tie.

Oh for sure, it's just people take the I win sell for any price as bond - certainly not whilst the gravy train is still rolling.

Don't know why people take so much credence in the won't sell line. The blokes a fucking liar.

The bloke is a vindictive cretin. Not having he's intelligent business type - he's just a nasty user of people.

Isn't chorizo already smoked? Smoke me whatever the sausage is before it's chorizo, alright. The original quote was "Smoke me a kipper...", which is likewise already smoked, so I reckon that's a decent Spanification tbh. Chorizo is not normally smoked. You can get a smoked one but its not that common. It does contain alot of smoked paprika though. This is getting out of hand. I can categorically state that I am not an expert on smoking Spanish sausages. If Rafa asked I would be.

What a weirdo.

Amazing insight! Well my passive aggressive chum, someone seems to be arguing the opposite.

I'd sooner things work out with Rafa besides that but given precedent and your owner being called into parliament I won't go overboard

3 seasons or more without premier league involvement and he's likely to sell. If you're going to assume it's on a single years basis like before then of course he won't. The act of relegation isn't the cause; it's the aftermath.

It's easy for him to say isn't it? A week ago there was no crisis by his dope md

He sounds so dense.

It's the only word he can spell properly.

They don't like him there do they?

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I subscribe to this. I think there's too much emphasis put on tracking back and fouling people and we've got Pardew to thank for that in part.

They know who the clumsy tacklers are and our lack of pace and exploited it well in their pressing and the stuff you describe.

Can't say I see the negatives to the extent some clearly do.

Mbemba made such a difference.

Always looking to do bare minimum that's why.

eh? ...but still shite

Townsend has been shite...better than most.

Our squad is decent in 20% of the positions available. The rest are fucking dross.

Only one team in this. Making them look like the Harlem globetrotters

A dip?! 40m deep dive more like Edit: Not real?

Because ironically he needs people to buy his players for him; hence he went for cabaye and shola (heh!) straight off.