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Darth Crooks

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  1. Craig Hope is usually on the ball. haha imagine if true? we'll equalise on 82 minutes after being utter shit the entire game and he'll get the next match pardew style Completely relying on us scraping by until the end so they can pretend this is all part of the long term and then pretend to have a hard hitting inquest. Fucking sick of it man. Don't know how so many stomach it.
  2. Implies he has guts. I reckon his chest would open and a little weird Ashley head would pop out like that bloke whose heart packs in in the Thing.
  3. No one had called for a points deduction like, I just wondered if that sort of thing happens seeing as he's been played.
  4. Rode the coat tails of Alex Ferguson may be more apt. Still, he'd won trophies
  5. Wey no one has just it seems the obvious punishment for a club aside from financial. Wouldn't call for it personally.
  6. Charnley and Moncur are pulling an allnighter penning forgeries I hear.
  7. Still thing he gets far more abused than passengers like colback and shelvey to an extent
  8. If we got saved by someone fiddy kiddling then that'd be warped.
  9. Could they lose points?
  10. More chance of you getting that loreal gig jonjo Dave will love that.
  11. Whilst I agree he talks shots and needs the boot. What else are you going to say if you know that you are near 100% not getting the chop - he can say what he likes.
  12. Google it, should do no harm.
  13. With English managers in particular whenever there's a 'battle' or Derby it's a race to the bottom to try and be as scrappy and untechnical as possible. They're supposed to be the game's elite ffs.
  14. Transfer policy doesn't fit the needs of the team + coaching doesn't fit the transfer policy + ownership that doesn't care about either of the former or the fans = clusterfuck AKA NUFC
  15. go on then. What do you suggest? Well I'm full against this idea. We need to support the team and not the regime. Things were much worse when I used to piss myself on the terraces in the 80s anyway. You youngsters don't even know what true dispair is. He's not even that bad. It's those foreign players we should blame. You can't tell these young'uns disco; I've been going since 1890 waiting for the club to form and have been ever since. These bedsheet lot won't remember the Khmer Rouge years of McKeag we had it much worse. I had to shit in me Bovril and enjoy but that's what you do home and away. I blame the blacks.
  16. Hopefully the process involving posting a P45
  17. Quote from the Muppet feather Island: ARR, WHAT DE YE KNOW O' THE CURSE OF JACK BUTLAND?!
  18. I actually laughed involuntarily when shaquiri scored. It's a sick joke now.
  19. Had to laugh when rivière tried his patented shot whilst spazzing on arse trick.
  20. Bojan is on the bench n all. When are we going to see nelson Mandelas dad?
  21. Any light on shelveys head is like a prism tower. MIGHTY POTTERS!
  22. Social media has made the noncer of today sloppy. Proper yew tree nonces knew their trade, put a shift in without this facesnap bollocks.
  23. Should we not just start him up front? If at all. I've forgot he was even an option there tbh.
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