Darth Crooks

With English managers in particular whenever there's a 'battle' or Derby it's a race to the bottom to try and be as scrappy and untechnical as possible. They're supposed to be the game's elite ffs.

Transfer policy doesn't fit the needs of the team + coaching doesn't fit the transfer policy + ownership that doesn't care about either of the former or the fans = clusterfuck AKA NUFC

go on then. What do you suggest? Well I'm full against this idea. We need to support the team and not the regime. Things were much worse when I used to piss myself on the terraces in the 80s anyway. You youngsters don't even know what true dispair is. He's not even that bad. It's those foreign players we should blame. You can't tell these young'uns disco; I've been going since 1890 waiting for the club to form and have been ever since. These bedsheet lot won't remember the Khmer Rouge years of McKeag we had it much worse. I had to shit in me Bovril and enjoy but that's what you do home and away. I blame the blacks.

Hopefully the process involving posting a P45

Quote from the Muppet feather Island: ARR, WHAT DE YE KNOW O' THE CURSE OF JACK BUTLAND?!

I actually laughed involuntarily when shaquiri scored. It's a sick joke now.

Had to laugh when rivière tried his patented shot whilst spazzing on arse trick.

Bojan is on the bench n all. When are we going to see nelson Mandelas dad?

These are doing everything but score.

Any light on shelveys head is like a prism tower. MIGHTY POTTERS!

This 8 mile stuff

Social media has made the noncer of today sloppy. Proper yew tree nonces knew their trade, put a shift in without this facesnap bollocks.

Should we not just start him up front? If at all. I've forgot he was even an option there tbh.

I'll probably give up on football if this happens. It's been wrecked enough - even more so closer to home.

The plight of that #wait prick man. What a dickhead.

We haven't like. Barely scratched the surface. Half the time fans have been actively against it. Whilst you may not agree, the logic is there that a man who is only interested in the premier league provided his company benefit won't be if we're not. Not to say it won't be unproblematic but the logic is fine. Ashley will stay as you say as long he wants and the reason he wants Newcastle united is premier league exposure. I'd wager it wouldn't be pretty if he left knowing who he is but no Premier league and Ashley has no interest. Period. Why else would he bother otherwise? I'm not arsed about if another billionaire can come in because they likely won't oversee a clusterfuck like this one.

Stoke is a tough place to go tbf. Nowt to do with the football like.

Killingworth Ultras Newcastle upon Tyne

Get yersel back to the football league Alan, or the centre of the sun. Both would be suitable.

Wut

No way Ashley wouldn't bin us if we were in league 2. he didn't sell because there was a massive chance of us bounding straight back up. Ambivalent about palace now that pards shitness level is reavealed at over 9000 like we knew but in the premier league we are fucking pointless - no function or anything to offer to fan and neutral alike. Why would I want to perpetuate that. I don't particularly relish going down but I'm not going to be wearing the armband if we do either. If you think he'll want to keep having to deal with the politics and lack of a exposure if we were league 1 and 2 fodder then your mad. He'd try and destroy us on his way out like.

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I'd say it's more that Ashley shat in that hat and you were forced to throw it away rather than you lost it. It's a viking helmet with the horns on the inside.

Saylor is on borrowed time before he elbows a ball boy or ends up Heather Mills n all.