Darth Crooks

We'll get sponsored by al queda. To be fair if rather promote them over wonga.

Transfer war chest at our club means getting a Wonga tattoo.

Paddy power are shameless. See the will he walk stuff with Pistorious.

People seem to rate him and yet those same people will slate Ben arfa et al rotten. Is it because pardz sez he's a good lad lyk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MTqZOAswrI

Hopefully we can use this as the platform to really kick start our season now.

Not looking forward to how this will be used by Hardenedlavaheed to absolve him of the man city result

Villa have made Williamson look like Beckenbauer to be fair.

That fucking film advert.

Well Freddie Shepherd was talking utter shite then fellas.

how bad are villa man?

The very definition of a player that has gotten better the longer he was out.

Moves like a TRON bike, heed like the baddie.

The club could just loan him to rangers. They rather be docked points tbh.

Marigold hotel can get fucked like.

No way Yes way. Someone said Obertan is the most underrated player at Newcastle who has the ability to 'break defences'. Did the text start with 'Listen' by any chance?

Darth Crooks talking utter sith again.

Wot jackie will be back to put an end to that soon enough.

Some tekkers from papissto like.

Can imagine the hot fat on the skin being far more enjoyable.

That 1st touch

Might go and do sonething more productive like stapling my balls to the wall.

My stream looks like FIFA 97 just without me winning 15 nil.

Nice one.

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