Darth Crooks

The bottom half of the premier league has been utter dross for a while. We've been very fortunate not to get dragged in. 3 points not gained from a vital assist from his nemesis hatem Ben arfa would have seen us finish below crystal palace.

'Yeshh. We were...how you shay? Fucked up the arsh'

All of the above and the fact that obertan and gouffran have about as much to offer as a gastric band salesman in South Sudan.

Going nowhere is about right. Quells surprise.

Is the evening standard or something?

How hard is it to use fickle correctly ffs?

Isn't the phrase 'the proof of the pudding is in the eating? The proof is in the pudding ffs

How crap is the league ffs?

On today's showing. Made Williamson look like a snotty kid who picks his arse.

Nice to hear threat pronounced correctly these days.

That's it. Same issues are there however spirited.

Colback has been good.

Didn't even need to check whether we'd got it or not like, amazing how few we get. Alreet John

Dat backheel

Shame we have to ship 2 goals to get this like and carver having to rely on injuries and suspensions to show carver who his better performers are.

He's heard you Ron... 'I need a substitute... ...nappy that is'

How that hit the keeper back in the face

What is happen

Cabella looking naughty.

He oversaw some of the worst defeats and records we've had and has won a few games at palace. So fuck.

http://i3.asn.im/Monster-tongue-_t3sc.gif 'Listen, let me tell you Gouffran's passing is 2nd to none'

People pay to see this dribbling twat tinker about with a squad thinner than a bulimic stick insect. Unreal.

Looks like George formby in drag

And all Louise T said he's pretty fly...for a shite guy

I'm sorry but people continuing to put money into this shit heap of a setup are mental. There is no logical reason beyond sentiment.