Darth Crooks

Chamakh looks like a seagull stuck in some tinny plastic.

That'd be something.

Too close.

Fuck me moke

Ayoze and papiss are next to useless when we play like this.

True lies Ah aye. Good spot though

True lies

Abeid would make such a difference tbh.

Ok until we lose possession and then the midfield just gets instantly bypassed.

Cabella seems out to prove a point

Look, lay off man.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2671396/gazza-crying-o.gif

Looks like he is struggling to carry that ball bag His face?

His craterous face crinkled from being pickled in Pardews bum vinegar.

We'd be Hoviscerated each game. I'd go for something more continental; Carl Hickbread instead.

Pretty sure Geremi played with one of these the entire time he was here.

Great we signed Sheridan poorly.

Fans will be lost to the glory clubs, though most won't. It's hard enough as an adult to endure this diluted crap.

Setup aside he was gash. Hasn't a clue what to do in possession most of the time.

The fact he tried to pass the ball through a solid human being 3 times in a row shows he has both the IQ and footballing effectiveness of a sanitary towel.

Obertan is fucking useless. Just how?

Passed to the wrong player there like.

Rent a freak coming on

Obes has been the catalyst like

Hah. Doing the the Kevin Nolan anonymous then BAM YA BASTARD trick.