Darth Crooks

He doesn't have a face. Cunt looks like a speccy raw sausage.

Bar 2-3 games that's an horrendous run of fixtures.

Hope he does a Ricky Nelson. The sphincter faced cunt.

It's an insult to the three stooges tbh, at least they were an intentional joke. These dicks are the three coarse men of the acrapolypse

some of the reasons just given why people are happy with it , :lol: 'Lercal lad, knas the club, has the passion' Hundred thousand applicants nationwide can apply then eh?

Still listening. I know the presenters toe the line but how can you ring in and believe that?

Safe pair of hands? Mentalists.

God the more I think about it I hate this bo selecta faced bastard.

I think its a crumpled ketchup sachet (looking at the food). Aye, its that classy. Crumpled ketchup? Probably can't just picture the bellend chewing the packet.

Delli Ali and the portly thieves

Woodman can't even keep food on his plate ffs.

He knows the club

Still. Shit sticks. Horrendous quotes.

Hyperbole aside, I really do worry about us going down. It wouldn't take much tbh. I welcome it honestly. Fuck being part of some premiership gravy train for the sake of a bunch of scumbags. Prostituting ourselves for bullshit notions of stability and league safety. Sounds ridiculous but I honestly don't care.

He's a Geordie divs out in force.

Scumbag if context is correct.

That sounds unintentionally racist. Soz blacks.

I did say implode. I've thought this through, although this would create a black (arse) hole.

Hope mick Lowes reaches critical mass and imploded the fat sweaty cunt.

Aye cuz he's a fucking patsy who can't do shit to them.

With spikes on the inside.

Trapped wind. Have a rennie.

Looks like when dip your ballbag in the bath.

I know they don't care but they are incredibly naive if they think we 're nailed on safe and therefore can do wtf they like.