Darth Crooks

The key thing is what happens when they lose. His entrenched mentality will kick in before long.

4 goals in 20 minutes?!

Surely interviews in football management are a bit of a pointless event. Managers records are pretty well known and publicly evident. He's obviously said he wants his on staff or level of control. These cunts are going to have to relent on their stance as it'll get us relegated. They bully and gesture like its a simple as numbers out and in and are incredibly naive/reckless about the fact you can easily be our of this league regardless of your fiscal health. Ultimately they don't care. What more can be said?

We magnified it I suppose. Only ourselves to blame.

Face like he's trying to stifle a fart in front if the inlaws.

Wew.

Shirts a canny fit though

Not so much steel; more of a rusty spanner.

It's all going to go tits skyward. Again and people are still going to 'suPorT dA TeAm' because these cunts Are master manipulators. The amount of people taking this at face value is staggering.

Plenty of examples of all encompassing managerial roles going wrong/spun king millions. Of course Ashley has suggested some warped version of head coach but maybe he'll stumble on a decent appointment. Not likely but what else can we say?

We tried. Give us time to get the right man. Pragmatism. Cunty bollocks etc. etc.

Can you point to where it's worked in the UK? Koeman is a Manager by the way. You don't arrive at a club quickly followed by ex-players and top players from your homeland by coincidence. It's in it's infancy here really. Plenty examples of the opposite going tits skyward though. Something has to change. But no I can't really. In the prem I suppose spurs closest resemble it although not fully.

Personally I think the head coach thing is great when utilised properly. Giving the likes of souness, Martin o'neill and redknapp tens of millions and relying on jobs for the boys types to spend it wisely is lunacy really.

:'(Ashley plotter and the pedddler of wankersplan

On what basis?

On what basis?

Wouldn't trust Beardsley to manage his breakfast.

Steve Howey is such a bell

With perhaps less vivid imagery, I agree. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3526018/rollercoaster-vomit-o.gif GIFSoup

He can go off and rub himself. We're in the shit directly as a result of our cb policy. Can't be ignored.

Fair comment. Aye based on a non event the might actually happen. Mike Ashleys business style and past events actually indicate he's more likely to screw the fans over. Mike Ashley is a Cancer on NUFC the business and has no pride in NUFC the club. Just like any of his other commercial assests, it's strip em bare and run on the very bare minimum investment possible. The mans a snake and has been for many a year Ashley turned whistleblower on industry rivals in 2000, handing the Office of Fair Trading evidence of business meetings held by sports retailers to fix the price of football shirts. Ashley attended a meeting at the Cheshire home of David Hughes, the chairman of now bankrupt rival Allsports. As long as NUFC provide Mike with a Meal ticket, be it via the free Sportdirect adverts/Prem Money/Match Day Money then he is here to stay. I can actually see him floating the club once it passes 2016, and lining his pockets again as he done with every other business he has purchased. He cares about one thing and thats the bottom line. http://youtu.be/IXSn1cPz9eg

http://i57.tinypic.com/noactz.jpg 'Spot on George, cracking read that'

Only journo who's bothered to do his job properly. Bang on.

Just sit on the pot and piss already

Manager will be brought in to mask lack of signings and will be treated as a success. We'll hold onto cisse sissokho until the summer.