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That say's a lot about you my friend, and none of it is good.

Not really, I rarely read the football board so the summary/update threads are good. I know I'm not alone in finding it difficult to trudge through 20 threads of bullshit to find one sensible piece of information. Others in here, it seems, can't help themselves and read/post in every single thread. There hard work could be used to great effect for us lazy and almost apathetic bastards.

There's nothing to go in one as yet. A summary of rumours would be a start.

Where is this years summer transfer tracker? I can't be arsed to read the gazillions of threads that will appear speculating who we may or may not sign/sell. A nice summary thread will do the job. Admn pls delvr. K thx bye.

@lee_ryder: Understand that there is no truth in talk that chief scout Graham Carr has left the club #nufc Not sure either of these two has the credit in the bank to be believed without question.

I thought that was reasonably banterous by Stu's standards.

Carr next, Pardew to follow. It is inevitable, Mr Anderson. http://outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com/file/view/agent-smith-sunglasses.jpg/125148061/agent-smith-sunglasses.jpg

Now 9/4 favourite to be next manager to leave post. http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/next-manager-to-leave-post

Derek Lamb Bhuna, surely.

Need to know when and where so I can go and cause a scene.

Isn't there a Bayern Munich forum you need to go and be a dick on? Aren't there some unnecessary calories you need to go and consume? There is no such thing as unnecessary calories.

I cancelled my season ticket because I couldn't afford the travel up from London anymore. That decision is looking more and more inspired by the day.

Isn't there a Bayern Munich forum you need to go and be a dick on?

The decent thing to do would be to release any video footage he may have. Not to the press though, just put on mydirtyexgf.com or some similar site. That way the professionals will get to see it first.

Looks like CMQ, he did the last stint in goal for the Orange team.

Aye, alreet Luis.

It's Slim. Send him a PM and he'll give you the link.

You look like the last bloke you would ever want to get into a fight with, ever This is so far from the truth it's unreal.

Silk purses and sows ears and that Harsh but fair.

Some good shots there Biggs. Some less than flattering ones mind, a bit of gut on one and one where I look really really old.

i'm waiting for you man

Was a decent enough game. Pretty much a game of three thirds. 1st 20 mins saw the B&W 1-0 up with a solid performance. Subs were made at that point and by the time we reached the 40 minute mark it was 3-1 to the Away team. The final 20 saw a resurgent Home side come back to 3-2 and mount the pressure on their opponents penalty area. A quick break saw the away team awarded a penalty which KDT missed but the B&W couldn't capitalise and snatch a draw. All I'm saying is that when Crofty and Myself were the CB pairing we scored twice and didn't concede. The middle third let us down.

Shirley he wasn't on the sauce the night before a big game. PDC will not be impressed. If he makes it I'll wake him up with a swift elbow to the solar plexus. Off the ball, of course.

HOWAY! Just chilling in McDonalds on Northumberland Street after another torturous journey on National Express. Had a little wander around the stadium, love it when it's quiet there. You can really feel the almost religious atmosphere emanating from every brick. Anyway, looks like it's gonna be a beautiful day for it. See all you mother fuckers in a couple of hours. I will score today. FACT!

I'm on the coach. See you bitches on the other side. Union Rooms at 8am for beans on toast.