Ameritoon

Makes sense, boring old Scot to replace another boring old Scot.

Yeah, who knows. My guess is Friedel's version is correct and Howard's publisher/ghost writer needed something veguely interesting to use a promo for the book so stretched the truth a bit.

Nice little draw at Burnley. What dreams are made of

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There's some decent coverage in the US, but ya know no one cares so

fucking carroll

great

wow kept perez on. just put him deeper than cisse ffs

hey look willingly giving the ball away doesn't work sometime

I don't mind Colback, but will be nice to watch a game without him.

I knew after Gouffran tracked back and won the ball that eventually led to our goal last week he would fall back into favor. Pardew went right over with his stupid smile and gave him a hug.

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excellent

I would say Aguero's fitness is the only thing keeping him from being ahead of Suarez, not that he's always available for selection either though.

Was never going to miss

Hatem's face there

Nice to see him getting better, pretty damn slow though, has to start making decisions earlier.

Would be nice to Perez cutting inside from the wing more often.

Really nice touch to get that shot off

okay

So Gouffran's just going to stay at cm. Okay.

Still not Anita

Doesn't look promising for him

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