Ameritoon

What other options do they have? Johannsson is probably better than Altidore, and more dynamic. But he'll go barring injury, there's only like 4 other strikers with similar upside.

Ah, well fuck you Dave

This happens to a few teenagers every year too, it's not like they can't make an impact, but it just doesn't last. Macheda scored a few nice goals too.

Must've heard his banter and decided suicide was the best option

Too many injuries and didn't want to take the points hit, so left Ben Arfa and MYM in there. Lukaku and Remy should do enough to make it respectable. 28 with 5 played

Hopefully. They at least seem to have some effort in their game, just still an incredibly shit team.

We're got an incredible amount of highly talented youngsters with dual nationality, if we even get half of them I'll be happy. If he turns out to be good enough I'm sure he'll pick England, been there for a few years iirc

He's dual nationality, so not sure if he's in our future, but only heard good things about him. Tiny dude, yeah?

Newcastle-esque defending

Glad to see the return of long balls to target man Papiss

You can't make this shit up

For Remy :lol:

Ah, Jonas right

Williamson fucked up in the first place, but Santon should never leave his man like that.

Just like Monday

Holloway actually sang You'll Never Walk Alone, what a twat

Cabs, man, holy shit

He's fucking lush

Elizabeth Banks' mom hanging out with Ashley

He's so fucking good

Nice from Cabaye, should've been finished by one of them

Unlucky

hit that man

Ashley there again

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