Ameritoon

I only just got an iPhone 5 last week and that was the first thing I asked Siri a few days ago.

I'm not saying it won't fuck up, anything this club touches is amateurish. If executed correctly then it should only help.

I'm pretty much against all sort of in game PR or gimmicks American sports teams utilize, one of the reasons I adopted football so quickly. But this is just convenience if anything, it's gimmicky in the way the club announced it, but I don't see how it's not a good idea if everything works to plan.

It's a football match man not a dinner theatre People eat at halftime though, right? What's the difference between going to get it or having it come to you? I'm sure it will decrease foot traffic at halftime too.

Sounds like a decent idea

Would be so much if Willian went to Chelsea. There's a good chance of four way title race if Willian and Lamela go to Spurs.

I love the Ramble. Someone in here mentioned it, but there's just too much banter/jokes amongst them that turn me off.

So well taken

Grant Wahl ‏@GrantWahl 4m @TheOffsideRules @MikeQuarino At another press conference Bocanegra finally replied to another MJ question: "What do you want me to say?"

Fulham 1-1 Arsenal Everton 2-1 West Brom Hull City 0-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-2 West Ham Southampton 2-0 Sunderland Stoke City 0-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 3-2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0-3 Man City Tottenham 1-1 Swansea Man Utd 1-2 Chelsea

Probably just contract leverage, but would be nice to see him in Europe again. Upgraded directv to get NBC Sports and ended up with more channels and paying $4 less per month.

They definitely need strikers if Lamela goes, would be a good move imo.

Thinking Sewelly might be working for NUFCtv soon with photography skills like that

Sewellyy: Didn't ask about signings, sorry lads. I'm a wuss when the moment comes. Just saw that. I let him know his failures.

He better give us all the itk

His positioning is godawful, too. There's almost no awareness from him of where the other defenders are lined up

Jeremy Wilson ‏@JWTelegraph 22s Told by a good source that Mike Ashley responded to Arsenal £10.2m bid for Cabaye by saying "which part of him do you want?"

How can you be so fucking stupid?

what

Taylor is so dumb

This is brutal

Saylor :|

Shame for Krul

Not even one game in and a 10mil bid ruins things. Can't wait.

You'll probably find we're the ones who've made it public to up the fee/generate further interest. We've been publicly generating interest all season by bigging the fella up. I wouldn't be surprised if this is Ashleys way of getting the fans back for slagging his drinking partner. 'don't sell Cabaye, we'll fackin' show'em Joe'. Pack of cretinous cunts. the question is who benefits making this public, us? no not really if anything it hurts us. Arsenal? Makes them look like they're doing something in response to the defeat and wengers on the case to sort it out trust wenger hes about to go on a spending spree blah blah blah If we've intended to sell him all summer, I'd argue we benefit immensely from having this interest made public because any other interested parties have to either shit or get off the pot. I happen to think he's the one marked as the sacrificial lamb this year and he's probably also (rightly) pissed that he was sold the dream by Billy Liar (AP) which has turned to shit. As you can see, I'm hugely cynical when it comes to all matters NUFC these days. I don't doubt we would make something like this public, just not right before our first game.