Ameritoon

Always subbed

Have gotten zero breaks today.

Comfortable enough, but not enough cutting edge in attack.

Kind of reminds me of the Sunderland and Wigan matches. Start out strong and confident, get hit by injuries/red card, then lose fluidity.

We just can't fucking have a game where nothing goes wrong.

Love this midfield

So Messi has been holding them back?

Just did the same thing. Fuck off with that article title too, thought he got jumped at first.

Please make this the last time I ever rely on Stoke again.

Well shit

Mata's probably been the most consistent of the names mentioned. RvP, Suarez and Bale haven't been on the same form as consistently.

Might as well just ban all footballers from driving right as they sign their first contract. It's hard to believe that so many of them are that thick when it comes to getting behind a wheel.

Also might be giggs, but did anyone else notice the police/riot squad performing some tactical maneuver behind the right goal and into the stands? It was some point in the first half, I think.

Stupid from Saylor. We've hit self-destruct.

This is fucking dumb

It just has to happen this way.

Shit shit shit

Is that a swat team in the stands?

..............

Good half, big halftime for Pardew, would love this result after 90.

Please just get to halftime like this

Fuck. This should be a good game if we keep this up going forward though.

shit myself

Well what the fuck

Fucking Dani Alves at right back