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Mata's probably been the most consistent of the names mentioned. RvP, Suarez and Bale haven't been on the same form as consistently.

Might as well just ban all footballers from driving right as they sign their first contract. It's hard to believe that so many of them are that thick when it comes to getting behind a wheel.

Also might be giggs, but did anyone else notice the police/riot squad performing some tactical maneuver behind the right goal and into the stands? It was some point in the first half, I think.

Stupid from Saylor. We've hit self-destruct.

This is fucking dumb

It just has to happen this way.

Shit shit shit

Is that a swat team in the stands?

..............

Good half, big halftime for Pardew, would love this result after 90.

Please just get to halftime like this

Fuck. This should be a good game if we keep this up going forward though.

shit myself

Well what the fuck

Fucking Dani Alves at right back

Please keep giving it to Marveaux

Cisse, man

Great last post in the pre-match thread

Looks good, figured Perch would be in there. Let's do this.

Looking at The Stadium of Light gets me more excited, feels like our first real European tie with a stadium like that.

It's both

Really don't understand the need for that headband? His long hair getting in his eyes? The sweat from the overly hot conditions. Stupid chimp! Covering his ears

Jill would still hit it

Just like last season and the one before. Amazing you haven't bought a CB yet.

I'm afraid for the people in Ray Hudson's company right now, he had to have exploded after seeing that goal.