Ameritoon

Don't understand why Chelsea didn't give him a chance, considering they now only have 2 strikers. Lukaku didn't want to stay, apparently. Di Matteo told him he would play more, but he made his mind up last season that he wanted to leave.

Really disappointed about Colo, wish Marv was on the bench too. But still, one first team player out, that's not too bad.

Amazing

I'll never understand that slow runup on pens.

Fucking love Liverpool

Norwich

Kendrick Lamar disagrees.

What's this break?

Christian "El Hobbit" Bermúdez http://lh4.ggpht.com/-wf3TIUZCNgM/SGpZUQKsqLI/AAAAAAAAACg/trQkhXihvKA/Christian%252520Bermudez.jpg

I fancy 3-1 like. What I've been saying all week, even beat them 3-1 on FIFA with updated squads.

Definitely something my dad would do if he was a Newcastle fan Does it for all of our favorite American teams.

That was Chelsea he mentioned at the press conference.

Me too, the stupid little cunt.

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Newcastle Relegation: Wigan (it has to heppen, right?), Southampton, West Brom Overachievers: Reading Underperformers: West Brom Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Cabaye, think he’ll come in even better and stick out to neutrals more. Season to Forget: Sunderland PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard Manager of the Year: Mancini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Clarke Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 6 Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Decent enough, R5 of the League Cup, round of 32 in Europa League, Semis of FA Cup FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Arsenal Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Hartlepool! Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Manchest United Europa League winner: Valencia World Player of the Year: Messi

It would be Vertonghen for Dawson, not Kaboul.

Jesus Christ

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Can't wait for this coverage to be usurped by Little League softball.

Love him

Knew that was going to happen.

Beckerman

Too bad Azteca isn't full, would at least make for a decent atmosphere.

Who let Arlo White in here?