Ameritoon

That was an epic laugh Starting to like these two. I can't quite like them, they're tolerable, and probably better than any other set of commentators in America. I've left my tv for the last 15 minutes though, going to have to rewind to these moments.

How much did it rain? Or did the Drowned God in the North Sea wipeout the stadium?

No surprise West Ham only look like scoring on corners, glad they didn't pull one back, they don't deserve it at all. Swansea though, they look even more impressive than they did last season, hope this doesn't continue.

1. 1-1 2. 0-2 3. 2-0 4. 2-1 5. 3-3 6. 1-1 7. 2-1 8. 1-2 9. 1-1 10. 0-1

Excellently played all around in Germany, De Bruyne looked really promising. Just wish the Bundesliga wasn't on so early on weekends.

Maurice Edu apparently about to sign for Stoke after the Huddlestone move broke down.

Dortmund/Bremen has been great so far.

Excellent

Only times we looked like conceding was after a mistake, really confident going into the home tie. I think some of you are going to be surprised by how difficult this competition actually is, and besides, it was most of our players first match of the season tonight, I think that performance is very excusable.

Result that we needed at minimum. Bigi and Anita the two standouts, and Amalfitano had a good cameo. Next week should be a quality occasion.

Think we're being a bit too critical here.

Coming out of this match down 1-0 is not really a bad thing, so I'm not going to be overly critical here. We've controlled the ball for the most part with a backup squad in intense heat. Second half should be interesting.

Love Raylor, man. Knew it was going in.

Why are our right backs always so involved in attack?

Switch Tav and Perch, no clue what he's doing out at RB, he's lost his man two or three times already.

Tav gets worked again.

Here we go

Definitely been my favorite regional journalist, wish he spent more time on us. Or maybe he does, and I just don't notice because I don't read The Times.

Love this, it's the little things.

De Jong own goal. Should've come here

Had that one good season, but Jesus Christ. QPR, man.

Yeah but then they might have to play him. Scary.

He did similar at Porto, too. I understand why Huddlestone wouldn't fit, but does Jermaine Jenas? They'll only have three healthy center mids if he leaves.

Great match. Man Utd clearly shown up for their lack of a presence in midfield. Unfortunately an extremely good game from Everton, really don't want to see them get any momentum.