Ameritoon

Quite impressed by APOEL, Ailton looks a canny player and their defense looks solid at the moment. Didn't see the entire half, but Benzema's miss...

Was he at Liverpool when they won the CL? That would explain a few things. No, but he won the Standard Charted Liverpool Player of the Month in October 2010, anything they can get I guess.

What was the point of signing Kyriagkos?

Never saw that either, almost feel bad for him

Even BBC and whoever makes the review show for foreign audiences said it was offside.

Not sure where the offside stuff is coming from, it was clear as day he was on.

Someone needs to bring it to SJP next weekend.

Gotta be the former. Well done today, Pards.

He did some World Cup commentary over here in 2010 and he was quality, tbf.

Not going to worry about this though, just going to get stoned and enjoy the sun and the Ben Arfa. Good day.

Gah, this could really hurt us.

I like that LiveScore says H.B. Arfa. Very http://www.patexia.com/data/user836/ckeditor/images/Lulz.jpg

Excellent result, did what we needed in the second half to pull it off. Cisse/Ba/Ben Arfa up top for the rest of the season

Roy is brilliant touchline entertainment.

Thought we were going to be under pressure all half, credit enough for making this less nervy.

Who would've thought those three up top would wreck some Prem defenses?

Colo and Ben Arfa to survive, Ba to score, win 4-0. Perfect day.

Lovely fucking start!

Feeling confident with them two in CM. Better partnership than Tiote & Cabaye. I would completely disagree, but I still have some faith in the two together.

Some fancy stuff for this game.

Pardew has bigged up Ben Arfa a lot for the past few weeks, I doubt he'll drop him now.

Deflected, but what a blast.

What the fuck was that?

I wank to them every night.